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| A Page From A Girl's Diary Done in the style of a little girl Read by Jennicita This is a dirty entry in Trish's diary. adj. name Dear Diary: Today I saw him again. When he looks at me with those annoying eyes, it makes my adj. toe go pitter-patter, and I feel as if I have sheep in my stomach. I think he likes me because he noun plural noun asked me for the girlscouts when I was standing next to him in the white trash. I just had to hear noun noun his trumpet again, so I called his flogging machine and left a hairy message. I hope he doesn't noun verb 'ing' adj. recognize my handcuffs. He is such a tight farm animal, dear Diary. His name is Ric Flair, and I live noun adj. noun name in hope that someday he will realize how retarded I would be for him, and that I am the blow up doll adj. noun he has always been looking for. |
| On Dating A Twin Done in the style of O.J. (poorly)lol Read by Dan The Man Going out with an identical bitch is allegedly freaky! No one can tell twins apart, not even their own noun adverb victims or close children. Everything about them is the same. The color of their feminine products, plural noun plural noun plural noun the shape of their drills, the shape of their chisled saddles, to say nothing of the way they part their plural noun plural noun backseat right down the middle. And when they smile, believ it or not, they have the same altar boy noun noun in their teeth. They could make things a lot easier by raping differently. But no, they both wear the verb 'ing' same bed sheets right down to their matching boy scouts. I'm telling you, no matter how hard I try plural noun plural noun it's impossible for me to tell the difference between Kato Kaelin and Mariah Carey. person (male) person (female) |
| Review Of A Monster Movie Done in the style of Mr. Macky Read by Ozzie A new movie has just opened up called, "The Teen-Age homo Meets the Slutty Vampires from Outer noun adj. Space." At the opening, we see the teen-age hero, played by Ron Jeremy who is a pathetic scientist. movie actor adj. He is trying to build a has-been monster out of old hooters and used beer cans. adj. plural noun plural noun The monster has magenta skin and 5'4" arms and is played by Kato Kaelin. color number celebrity Suddenly the monster comes to life and kidnaps the beautiful heroine, played by Uma Thurman. female celebrity Then he begins to destroy Staten Island. a town In the end, the monster is destroyed by the vampires who are played by Homer Simpson and Jenna two movie stars Jameson. And the hero and the heroine live slovenly ever after. adverb |