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| In revelating news we can today announce an all new and extremely talented pop duo. Jaffa and Seaton as they call themselves are releasing a cover of uptown girl in early summer entitled 'upturned stool!' The album 'We sit on stools and whine "OOH BABY"' will be released only after all the songs on it have first been released as singles. |
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| Today a man going by the name of Mr. D Tapley has been found guilty of bigamy by British law. he faces life sentence and fines of up to 50,000 pounds which is to be paid by his mum 'cos he doesn't work! Also, he is to be mocked constantly by his friends because all his wifes are munters. |