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| Well here it is, another page from kristov!! It's a jokes page, and we all know what that means, jokes!!! so enjoy and feel free to go back to any page at any time. Here goes:- Q. Why did Cruickshank cross the road? A. To get to the pub! link to 34 ways to annoy people Q.Why are women like parking spaces? A. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped! Q.What's green, slimy and smells like miss piggy? A. Kermit's finger!!! Q.How do you cut a redneck's dick off? A. Kick his sister in the chin! Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and the g-spot? A. A man is prepared to spend time looking for a golf ball!! Q. What do women do with their arseholes in the morning? A. Pack his lunch and send him to work!! Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the grand old duke of york? A. The Grand old duke of York only had 10,000 men!! Q. Why did God create blondes? A. 'Cos sheep can't fetch beer from the fridge! Q. Why did God create Brunettes? A. 'Cos neither can blondes!! Q. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A. Ones a phoney buck... Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef... Q. What's the difference between a cannibal in Rob Fidlers house and Gary Glitter? A. One cooks Fids... Q. Why is Rod Hull like emu? A. Neither of them can sodding fly! Q. Why are Jocks called Jocks? A. 'cos none of them could spell joke! A woman in her thirties dreams about having children. A man of the same age dreams about "having" children! Q. How do you get a blonde off her knees A. Cum! Q. What do you call a female police officer with a shaven pussy? A. Cunt stubble |