The following cutesie item was taken from an anonymous person who posted it on the Internet. If anybody knows the source, please let me know so that I can give credit.

NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME...

• I will NOT delete things from my computer just because a forwarded email tells me to.
• I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
• I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO forward an e-mail.
• Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
• I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
• I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER!!!!
• My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail.
• There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
• There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
• The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
• There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail.
• The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
• Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or all of your hair will fall out!

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