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| Hello there readers, and welcome to DJ BJ's Bitch report. as you know BJ is one of the most hated and most annoying fat people in our batch. He likes to take photographs and he also appears in Alex's fishball stand as Bola-Bola. If you dont know, BJ has many definitions: for most people (including his mother) BJ stands for: BRIAN JIMENEZ but for us morons, there are many other BJ definitions: BJ (Bee Jay) - n. a fat person who wears eyeglasses, likes to draw hentai pics and likes to take NUDE photographs. He is Ralston's tag team partner and is the Intercontinental CR champ. Ex. BJ is a moron. the acronym BJ also has many definitions namely: Basurang Jakolero Bola-bolang Jollibee Bilbil na may Juice Bobong Jackass Basectomy practicing Jerk Bilog na Joga Brain JOGA Big bossman's Jobber Baboy si Jimenez Balimbing Janjalani Bulok na Jackfruit Batang Jimenez Basurerong Jimenez Buxom Jackass Big Jackfruit (you may add more by posting in the message board) NOW I BRING TO YOU BJ'S CARREER HIGHLIGHTS: Ralston's DJ - BJ started to become famous because of the very first Ralston song : Ralston by Matrona and Limp Bwisit. After successfully writing the song in the cr, BJ had become famous along with Ralston, the main attraction of this site. From that day on, me and gelo decided to add BJ in EVERY new Ralston song we make. Wrestling - BJ rose from zero to negative 999. BJ soon would find his job as a jobber in the FGWA(Franz & Guilson Wrestling Association). He proved himself worthy to me so he is ALWAYS in the main event of our programs. He would ALWAYS lose to the greatest wrestling of all time:THE BIG BOSS MAN (actually that's what jobbers do: LOSE). Photographer - BJ's job at school is to take pictures. During programs and other events, his fat head would suddenly appear and pop-up depriving the crowd of their view. That is why people get angry at BJ and that is why he is an asshole THANK YOU FOR READING OH BOLA BOLA BOLA BOLA NI BJ |
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