The Sermon on Lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan on preaching about the sin of lying. To help you prepare for this sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17 this week."

The following Sunday, as he was preparing to give the sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He asked how many had read Mark 17. Every hand in the sanctuary went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark only has 16 chapters. We will now proceed with the sermon on lying."
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