The athiest who lived next door would get very angry and would always shout back "There ain't no Lord!"
Hard times had come on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send her some help. She stood on her porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD, I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES.!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, PRAISE THE LORD!"
The neighbor jumped from behind and bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady began excitedly jumping up and down, clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them! Praise the Lord!!"