they ask for the money up front.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says,
'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"
Laughter is an instant vacation.
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.