All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Don't force it...get a larger hammer.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
You have the right to remain silent...
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
I brake for no apparent reason.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Why be difficult when with a bit of effore, you can be impossible?
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
What hair color do they put on a bald man's driver license?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me...
they were cramming for their finals.
Why do they put the pictures of criminals up on the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
Work Wisdom: Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous."