By: Bejiita-chan
�KAKAROTO!!� Vegita screamed out at the top of his lungs, making half of the neighborhood�s windows shatter. Gokou shrugged as he slowly made his way over to the kitchen. He innocently looked up at Vegita who had his arms crossed and tapping his foot. He glared at Gokou.
�You�re doing it again!� he said in an annoying manner
�Ah, Doing what my Bejiita-chan?� Gokou titled his head to the side, playing dumb and innocent like.
�Oh you know exactly WHAT you�re doing Kakaroto!� Vegita pulled out a milk carton out underneath his arm �You�re drinking the whole goddamn thing now Kakaroto!!�
Gokou put his finger up to his mouth �Uh, no I�m not Bejiita. I guess we juss ran out or something.�
�Ran out?! Tell me something Kakarot!� Vegita held the milk carton up to Gokou�s eyes �What are these?�
�Um, cows?�
�NO! TEETH MARKS BAKA! And they happen to match yours!�
�Now, Now Bejiita! You juss can�t assume I drank the last of the milk! I mean, the others could have done it!�
Vegita rolled his eyes as he brought the milk carton back to his body �And would you kindly tell me who ARE these other people who are currently living with us Kakarot!�
�Well�� Gokou started to count on his fingers and look up at the ceiling for answers �Therez you, then me, then� then you��
�You already said me.�
�Oh I did? Well then I suppose thatz it!� Gokou smiled
�Kami Kakaroto! You�re such a baka!� Vegita said walking over to the trash can and deposing the carton �This is the final time you will be drinking out of the freak�n milk carton Kakaroto, got it?!�
�B-but �Jiita!� Gokou wined as he walked over to Vegita
�No Buts Kakarot! I have caught you enough times to tell itz always you! Besides, no one else lives here!�
�Nah uh! Jo-Jo lives here with us too!� Gokou pointed to the small Pomeranian sniffing around for food. Vegita looked up at him with an empty glare �What!? You don�t know what that inu is thinking!�
Vegita sighed as he pushed Gokou out of his way to the icebox �Itz the last time Kakaroto! Remember!�
�Or else what �Jiita!?�
Vegita got a soda out of the fridge and glared at Gokou �Or else no sex.�
Gokou gasped wildly �WHAT!!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO SEX!! YOU CAN�T DO THIS TO ME!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I PRACTICED ON CHI-CHI JUSS TO BE RIGHT FOR YOU BEJIITA!!�
Vegita chuckled to himself as he walked out of the kitchen and into the living room
�THIS IS ABSURBED! UNCALLED FOR! COMPLETELY BEING OVER DRAMATIC!� Gokou yelled out as he follows the prince.
�Alright Kakarot, letz see if your drinking-outta-the-milk-carton habit is over with.� Vegita said to himself as he walked over to the fridge and opened it slowly to let out the light of the icebox shine through out the kitchen. He searched around for the carton, and then pulled it be hind the other foods. He first carefully looked at the outside of the box, then opened the lid and searched the top of the carton. �Hmm� well, seems to be okay.� He smirked to himself as he put back the milk carton and closed the icebox. He tied his robe to his body as he walked up the stairs.
There, in the bedroom, was Gokou reading his book and humming his favorite song to himself. Vegita opened the door and turned off the hall light.
�Bejiita! I swear, you should read this book! I mean, itz the best!� Gokou looked at the cover of the book �Oh it won an award. Would you take a look at that! No wonder itz so good!�
�Hm, Yes well�� Vegita said as he slowly stripped off his robe and crawled on his side of the bed �I checked.�
Gokou blinked at him �Y-you check?! Really?�
�Everything seemed to be fine, so� you know what that means right?�
�I get a cookie?� Gokou giggled
�Ohms� you get more than that, my dear love.� Vegita said he leaned forward his lips to Gokou.
Gokou blinked as he stared into Vegita�s eyes �Y-You� you called me� OH BEJIITA!� Gokou suddenly clinged on to Vegita�s waist, making him fall over on his back �YOU CALLED ME LOVE! AHHH! YOU HAVEN�T SAID THOSE WORDS ALL THROUGH WE�VE BEEN MARRIED!�
Vegita choked �Y-yes well� first time for everything� now Kaka-Kakaroto! LET ME BREATH!�
Gokou blinked and slowly let go of his grip �Oopsie! My bad Bejiita-chan!� he giggled as he put one hand be hind his head and rubbed it. Vegita got his breath back and stared at Gokou.
�Now, oh yes� where was I?�
�You said you were gonna give me a cookie!� Gokou smiled again.
�Oh yessss�� Vegita hissed as he crawled on top of Gokou �THAT cookie. Would you like chocolate chip? Or sugar?�
�Oh! OH! Do you have rainbow sprinkles!?� Gokou�s eyes brighten as Vegita sighed and chuckled
�Yes Kakaroto I DO have sprinkles.�
�Grrrrreat! Well, when do I get�em?!�
Vegita smirked devilishly �Right� NOW!� He pounced on Gokou and covered him with kisses and licks. He also stripped him of his clothes swiftly, like the speed of light.
�Hey! These are not the cookies I wanted!� Gokou shouted out underneath the clutch of Vegita�s love making.