Interviewer (I): Hello and welcome to our interview with Bejiita-chan!
Bejiita-chan (Beji): Ah, you forgot �THE GREAT� Bejiita-chan.
I: Oh yes, ahem! Hello and welcome to our interview with THE GREAT Bejiita-chan!
Beji: good boy�
I: Alrighty then Bejiita-chan, I�m just gonna ask you some questions that you mostly get from fans and reasonable hot stalkers. Is that okay?
Beji: Yeps, thatz why I came.
I: heh, okay then, letz begin shall we? ::clears throat:: So, letz start with personal information�
Beji: personal� what? O_o
I: Are you bisexual or gay?
Beji: --_-- No, No I�m not. Sorry ladies. XD
I: Aw too bad, I mean! Um, so are you single?
Beji: o_o what is this?! A dating show? No I�m not single! I have a lover.
I: Awww. Thatz so cute! Anyways, question numbero two! Are you gothic? ::looks at her clothing:: because� umm�
Beji: --_-- I don�t categorize myself, buddy. I just wear what I like. And what I like are red and black horizontal striped long sleeved shirts with really big pants that has all these belts and buckles all over it. ::starts to play with her pants:: hey this fun!
I: o.o ah, Okay! If you�re done there Ms. Bejiita-chan, herez question 3. Um, Why IS your name Bejiita-chan? Is Bejiita your favorite character?
Beji: Hah, I knew this question was coming. No, Bejiita is NOT my favorite character. He is my 2nd favorite. But my all-time favorite man is Gokou. Why? I�m glad you asked that! I really enjoy Gokou�s personality. Itz not always the same and hez unpredictable. So cute but yet so sexy. Ah, Yes. Kakarotto is the right type of guy for me. But anyways, the reason why I picked the name Bejiita-chan is simple. When you think of Gokou, you think of Bejiita. When you think of Bejiita, you think of Gokou. Sooo, I wanted �Bejiita� instead of �Gokou� because I personally think that Gokou should be Bejiita�s bitch. And If I�m Bejiita, Gokou is my bitch! SO HA!
I: ah! I see� very interesting. Well that continues on to my next question. Do you personally think Gokou should be the dominant saiyajin in the relationship GokuxVegeta?
Beji: No, no I do not. I think Bejiita should be the leading man because of the bases of his character. Everyone wants Bejiita to be the pussy and suck up to Gokou. Why? Would you really like him if he acted like a horny dick for the rest of his life? Nah uh, the real Bejiita would be the dominant fellow. And of course Gokou would submit to him because Gokou is such a loving guy! You can�t stay mad at Gokou, whether you like it or not. I only say this on the bases of the characters� and because I love lil Kakawot on zee bottom! ^-^
I: --.--I knew you were gonna say that� So what do you think everyone should get outta that big long speech?
Beji: what do you mean, Buddy!? I just said Bejiita is the killer so the killer is on top, damnit! DON�T YOU LISTEN!!?
I: I-I�m s-sorry� oh s-scary n-nerd!
Beji: --_-- you got that from Triumph on the Conan O�Brian show, didn�t you?
I: ^_^
Beji: next question pretty boy.
I: heh, heh. Alrighty then! How about this question? How do you feel about your art? Your drawings. Tell us the story.
Beji: Um, Okay. I feel very confident in my art. But I know therez plenty of room to improve. I�m still very young, so I have mucho time for more practice. About the history of my art, I started when I was very little. Assuming the age of 3 or 4. All I would draw was people and then I would make a story be hind each picture. When I was about 6 or 7, thatz when anime came into my life. My first anime that I fell in love with was Sailor moon. Of course, today I don�t have anything to do with it because soon after than DBZ came into my life and took over. So yeahs, oh! By the way, I do not paint nor do sculpture. I wish I did, but I just don�t know how too.
I: Hmmm. �Jiita, that was awesome. Anyways�
Beji: Um, who said you can call me that?!
I: Well, Gokou always does� so� I just� thought���� AHHH!! NO! PLEASE STOP! SSS-STTOOO�. HOLY FUCK!! IT HURTS!! NOOOO!!��������������..
Beji: Hn. Um, I need a new reporter! Like, NOW!?
Interviewer #2 (I2): Howdy do! Whatz up Beji� OMFG?! Who� or WHAT the hell is that� that corpse!?
Beji: Huh? Oh yeah� Say hello to my friend, Mr. Wiggles! Mr. Wiggles called me a no-no name and so I had to show him what happens when he talks too much.
I2: 0_0
Beji: =^_^= Interview me!
I2: please don�t hurt me� anyways! Um, Ms. Bejiita-chan, other than anime, what else are hobbies or interests or yours?
Beji: Well, I like Star Wars and anything Marvel. My favorite movies are The Nightmare Before Christmas, Red Dragon, Zoolander, The Road to Perdition, Catch me If you Can, Meet the Parents, MIB, Frying Green Tomatoes, Indiana Jones and other fun stuff. I love Disney! I grew up with it, man! My favorite Disney characters are Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh. My favorite Disney movies are Old Yeller, Beauty and the Best, Mulan, and Lilo and Stitch. I also have a huge interest and respects to the Japanese culture.
I2: wow! You�re cool! Are you single?
Beji: --_-- Just stick to the questions, kid, okay?
I2: ::blush:: oh right! Heh, What kinda of video games do you prefer?
Beji: Fighting. Well, I DO enjoy the Zelda and Kingdom Hearts games, but if I was to juss pick up a game, I would pick up something evil like Tekken. ^-^ Must have the evil-ness! EVIL IS GUUD!! But those shooting games like Grand Theft Auto are just plain stupid! Gangster games, I call them. I have no interest in games or movies or anything that doesn't have creativity.
I2: o.o Now I can see why the other guy got fucked up� ahem! ANYWAYS!
Beji: Hey now! Don�t get smart with me, buddy! Or else itz SSJ4 up your sorry arss.
I2: Arss?
Beji: --_-- you�re too complicated. I don�t like you.
I2: huh? Hey wait� I-I�m sorry! NO! Really!! I am! PLEASE!! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHH!! NO! OMFG! GOD SAVE ME!! AHHHHH!!��������������.
Beji: Weeeee! Ew, wait! I got his tongue on my pants. o_o
Well that was the show kiddos! Unfortunately, this never took place. This interview was just created in the homicidal mind of your everyday Bejiita-chan. If you guys have any other questions that you would like Bejiita-chan to answer, please go ahead to ask. Trust me, I�m not gonna slaughter you like I did to those interviewers. ^_^ Thanks for your time. Jaa nee
~Bejiita-chan