Kate's Boyfriend of the Week:
Richard Coyle
Birth Name: Richard Coyle
Born: February 1972 in Sheffield, UK
    I just discovered Richard Coyle about three weeks ago when my housemate Sheila asked me to watch Coupling on the BBC with her.  She described some weird episode and I decided it could be fun to watch.  The story revolves around three guys and three girls who dated each other at different times.  Well...except for Jeff who is played by Richard.  He's quirky, perverted and funny.  He's a little on the stupid side but Richard says he's nothing like his character in real life.  He just likes to play Jeff because he's so different.  He likes that he can be smutty for the show.  hehe  I can go for that.  I wish I could tell you more about him but I really only know him for his character.  So maybe my boyfriend is really Jeff.  haha...no, I pick Richard.  I can't STAND the person they have playing him in the American Coupling.  Apparently he wishes Chevy Chase could play his character...but that would be weird.  So I'll just have to stay up late and get my fix of BBC!  I want to close the page with some Jeffisms.  Enjoy!  Oh yeah, I almost forgot!  Besides his odd cuteness he also has that hot British accent.  Oh baby!  You know what I just realized?  I'm on quite a role with the foreign men...Tristan...Goran...Johnny lives in France....Paul....
"I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off?  My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers.  That's the sock gap.  Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks.  No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."

"I am a prison for sperms.  Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced for life in Jeff Murdock's groin.  And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place."

"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hay, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.'  He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse.  Throughout the ages to come, men and woman shall grab hold of these, and shout my name."

"Well yeah, there's that, but that's not what the boys are wanting is it.  See they want to think they're going somewhere when they go.  I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad and then suddenly it's ...'Oh no!  Daylight!'"
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