Kate'sValentine of the Week:
Craig Parker
Birth Name: Craig Parker (no middle name I guess)
Born: November 12, 1970 in Suva, Fiji
It's Valentine's Day and you know what that means!  Okay, you might not know what that means...but it means we can break the boyfriend rules.  One rule is that we can't date gay guys because, let's face it, they can be friends, but there isn't much they can do to satisfy us.  We figure Valentine's Day is too special a week to pick anybody and show that much favoritism so we have to break the rules.  (If you remember last Valentine's Day we had dead Chinese dictators.  Red...communism...Valentine's Day...hahahaha, we're so clever.  Yes, dead guys are also off limits.)

Anyway, without further adieu I present Craig Parker.  You're probably wondering who the heck he is.  If you're a Lord of the Rings fan you may recognize him as a blonde, long haired, elf (not Legolas) named Haldir.  He was also in some epidsodes of Xena and Hercules.  Anyway, I was watching The Two Towers on the second day it opened and I told Carrie that I was really starting to dig him.  Of course she was making fun of me for it because she was not impressed by him.  Anyway, I was just commenting on how much I thought I could like him (but never as much as Sam) when THEY KILLED HIM.  I was very upset and was determined to make him a boyfriend.  I came back after break intent on making him my next boyfriend when I discovered during my research that he swung the other way.  I was incredibly upset about it and immediately told Carrie.  She decided to make me a present so she found a picture where it looked like he was kissing Aragorn and put a big picture of him and a picture of a burning forest right by each other.  She wrote "He's so flaming he lit Lothlorien on fire!"

This page goes out to my gay elf and my best friend on her birthday.  Hmmm, that sounds interesting.  Happy Valentine's Day everybody!
Happy Birthday Carrie!  I miss you chica.
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