| Chapter One The Moon �Oh my god!!! That is SOOOO my song!!!� and there she was, dancing on the table with some guy that looked kind of familiar. By the way, that�s Nadia and she�s pretty drunk right now so don�t pay any attention to her. Oh and the one sitting on the couch looking oddly like a zombie is Krista, she haven�t even noticed that she has a guy�s head stuck in her boobs for like an hour. Sounds great huh? Who am I? I�m The Moon and I�ve been watching over those two girls for the past years. Why? Because I have nothing better to do in my life. Nadia Garcia I said in a squeaky voice to the guy with whom I�ve been dancing with for the past thirty minutes: �Hi!!! What�s your name??? You�re hair is funny!!! Is it supposed to look like that???�. The guy kept on dancing and mumbled something that looked like :�Huhh, I forgot... I�ll tell you that when I�ll be sober... Just shut up and dance�. So that�s what I did: I shut up and dance! Krista Dobson Damn my head hurts and what�s that stuck in my boobies?!? Oh it�s cute anyway, I�ll just leave it there a little while. The �thing� opened his eyes and looked up at me with his blue eyes. Well, I thought they were blue: God knows what I took this night. Anyway, so like I was saying: the �thing� opened his eyes and said:�Dude, where�s my car?�. I was like �No, I think it�s on The Moon!�. The Moon replied �No, I don�t see it anywhere!�. The guy quickly took his head off from where it was resting and said �Huh, what�s that voice??? Oh well...�. Then went back to his previous emplacement while I was spaced out again �Don�t the walls look soooooooooo mushy!� Nadia Garcia When I woke up this morning with a piece of already half eaten pizza on my face and a guy on top of me, I couldn�t breathe. And then I notice that I had this piece of furry thing in my mouth, I wonder what it is... So the furry thing woke up and said �Huh, who are you? Why am I on top of you? Can you breathe, hello?!� and I was like: �The breathing thing rings the bell but then again your are on top of me... And I have this furry thing in my mouth *rakpuff* � �Huhnh, alright then...� he said. Five minutes later �Why are you still on top of me?� I asked as I noticed he was still there. He replied �Oh yeah, I forgot� and tumbled to the side. �Oh by the way I�m Jacob, Anyway, I think I am...� he said before falling back into his slumber. So then I noticed something on his back and pocked him before saying: �Oh I�m Nadia and, hum, what�s that on your back? I mean, it�s so weird... and funny!!! Well at least it�s not hairy like the thing I had in my mouth some time ago... Oh, it kinda looked like that...� (pull on the furry thing, followed by a loud scream) �Oh my god... Was that your hair? Why does it look like poo?? Oh my god and why do you have nail polish??? I though only girls wore this... What kind of man are you anyway?!�. To shut me up, he put his lips on mine and then we both passed out... Again... What the hell was in that drink anyway? Krista Dobson �I can�t breathe� the head said. �That�s because because you have your head between my boobs!� I said, vedge. �WHAAT?!..................Cool...� he said without taking his head off. �What�s your name anyway? �Cuz you�re HOT!� I said with a grin. �I�m Dan, you�re cute too! You wanna go upstairs?� ***PAFF*** �How dare you say this to me you jerk... with a nice ass!� I said irritated. He took his head off and looked into my eyes as I started to fantasize about him: �Mmmmmmmmmh�. �What� he asked �Do I have something on my face?�. �No, your eyes are... so blue...� I said with my mouth wide opened. �Oh, blue like the moon?� he said. �No! I�m telling you the moon his purple with yellow polka dots!!!� �Huhn okay... So what�s your name sweetheart?�. I smiled at him and told him my name just has he said:�So, Krista, now do you wanna go upstairs?!�. I snobed him but as I turned around and looked in his eyes, I completely changed my mind! We got up but never arrived at the room. We both passed out in the stairs. The Moon When the girls woke up in the morning, the guys were gone. They both started looking for them around the house and bumped in each other. Nadia asked first: �Hey KD! Did you see a furry thing with gorgeous lips pass by?�. Krista replied �Nah, I haven�t seen that... And you Angie, did you see blue eyes with a nice ass?� �Nope sorry, didn�t notice any great ass, only a furry thing...� �Okay let�s go then, it�s getting boring here... I don�t see this guy, Tan, I think or maybe Van or Pan or whatever...�. Nadia sighed and replied �I don�t see Tchekov anywhere either... The only thing I remember about last night was the furry thing I almost choked with...�... The girls returned home to have a little sleep before going to work. First of all they ar-rived late and second of all they were still drunk... So you guess what happened next? They got fired! (Again). Some weeks after they were still looking for a new job until they found one at a concert venue in Orlando where they worked as the personnal assistants for the �Stars�. It was 6 pm and they were both waiting for this new boy band, O-Town, to arrive. They knew nothing about them, but at least they thought they knew nothing... Nadia said: �Damn it! Not another one! I�m sure it�s another stupid f*cking boy band just like A1 with all these stupid suits and they don�t even write their own songs!� Krista said back �Yeah you�re right... O-Town, what�s up witht he name?! It should be O-Crap!!!�. They heard a voice behind them... �O-CRAP?!? WE�RE NOT CRAP!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!� then everybody heard a loud �FURRY THING!!!� and as Krista turned around, all pissed, she noticed blue eyes... She looked at the guy and said �Hey blue eyes!!! Turn around!�. Three from the five guys standing there turned around (including the furry thing) and Kris said to Jacob and the other one �Not you! The nice ass one! Not that you don�t have nice asses... Mmh...�. Nadia yelled �Hey, the furry thing�s mine!!!� �Alright, but I�m keeping the nice ass one!!!�. Krista patted Dan�s butt and said in a high tone voice �Tan!!! Is that really you!?�. He looked at her with a grin and said �Actually my name is Dan, Krista� �You know my name!!!� �Hunh yeah! You�re the boobs girl!!�. Trevor, Ashley and Erik (Jacob and Dan�s bandmates) all turned around and said �BOOBIES?!?� while looking at her breast. She said �Ah!� and punched all of them playfully. The 5 of them turned around and looked at Nadia and her �furry thing� and couldn�t help it but laughed. �Tchekov! Your furry thing is even bigger then it was!� �Hum, my name�s Jacob by the way and that furry thing is my hair y�know Nadia...� Nadia answered back, irritated: �Of course it�s your hair! Do you think I�m stupid or what?!�. Jacob grinned but they heard Erik talking and Nadia turned around to listen to what he had to say: it was her job. He said �I need some honey and some tea for my throat, either way I won�t be able to sing tonight...�. Nadia looked at her friend but Krista took Dan�s arm and quickly said: �Anh anh, I ain�t gettin� it! I�m staying here with Mr. Nice Ass!!!� ***Pat pat***. Nadia sighed but a smile came accross her face as she turned to Jacob and said �Comin� with me Jakey?� �Okay! But stop calling me a furry thing, Nadia!� �Okay!�. Dan and Krista looked at each other with a grin as Jacob and Nadia left the room together. Dan raised his eyebrows and said to Krista �Maybe we should, hum, get some honey too... Maybe they will, huh, not find any, huh, honey yeah yeah, huh, no honey on the way...� She understood what he meant and said �Oh yeah! This place is so big so maybe they won�t find any! Huh, anyway... Let�s go!!!�. Trevor and Ashley looked at each other saying �Mmmh, that�s weird...� as the other couple left while Erik was jumping aorund, saying: �More honey for me! More honey for me! More honey for me! More honey for me!!! YEAH!!!!� Nadia Garcia Jakey and I were just walking around when he asked me �Errr..... Where�s the honey??� �Hmmm.... I don�t know, do you???� He grinned and said back �Hum, no, I don�t know but... Hum... There�s a room right there so hum...� �Yeah there is! Maybe it�s in there??!!� Jacob looked up and said �I don�t think it�s in there but we can still got there and do... hum... y�know...hum... stuff and.... more stuff!� I understood everything and played the game �Hum yeah! Maybe we should go in and... hum... Check it out!� We got into the room and just as were getting comfortable... �Beep beeeep... JACOB UNDERWOOD IS REPORTED TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA, YOU NEED TO GO ON STAGE IN 2 MINUTES!!! I REPEAT...� Jacob sighed and mumbled �Damn it! I�m sorry Nadia, I need to go... but we can still continue what we started afterwards, okay?� �Okay but I need to be home at 11 because because because I need to get my beauty sleep and also I need to � � She was cut off by Jacob�s sweet passionnate kiss... He slowly got away from her, smiled and whispered in her ears �I really need to go...� before leaving her alone in the room in AWYE. Krista Dobson Dan and I were just walking by when he said �Hey there�s a room right there... Wanna go?�. A smile came across my face as I said �Okay� and got in with him. There was a table with lots of paper on it and Dan just threw them on the floor to make some space for us to... you know what I mean! He took me in his arms and put me on the table. He had still his arms wrapped around my waist as he kissed me. I was kissing him back and he was just about to undo his shirt when... �DAN MILLER, PLEASE REPORT TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA, YOU NEED TO GO ON STAGE IN 1 MINUTE!!! I REPEAT...�. Dan buttoned up his shirt and said, in a hurry: �I�m really sorry *smooch* I need to go *smooch* see you after the concert *smoooooooch*...� I stayed there speechless with my hair messed up and my lipstick all around my face: I can�t believe he just left me there! The Moon Well that was, hum, interesting! After that, the girls went backstage to check the guys in concert. While looking at the guys� butt, KD said �God, he is HOT� Innocently, Nadia asked who she was talking about. �All of them!� |
| Take Me Under Your Spell By Ariane and Natalie August 9th 2001 � Copyright 2001 Please don't get scared as you read this story!! We were really sober when we wrote it but just a littlle tired and totally crazy like we always are!!! Any comments? |
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