LarmoEvilBean [3:55 AM]: ohh really?
LarmoEvilBean [3:55 AM]: i didnt know
Mysticmoon13 [3:56 AM]: its one of my many afflictions
Mysticmoon13 [3:56 AM]: i dont walk around wearing a sign listing them tho
Mysticmoon13 [3:56 AM]: its very hard to find a sandwich board to match your shoes
"It's like a blind man looking up at the sun and saying, 'hey, look, theres the sun!'"~steve
"joanne reached her hand in brig's shirt and took a pic of b's boobs at the concert."~jaime
"I'm surprised she got her hand back."~mark
"When am i getting my present???"~me
"Listen, youre greedy ass is gonna hafta wait, cuz i need to go get some superglue."~Nick
"You want i should blow up florida?"~me
"Please."~Nick
"Wait a second...are you telling me that not only does your new guy look like a turtle...but he only has ONE BALL?!?!"~Nick
"Brigid....thanks for inviting me, had a lovely time...the andrea thing was a little weird, but it was nice making out with you."~Donnie
"Hit this. ::Holds out tequila::"~Will
"No."~Nick
"Whateva."~Will
"Brigid, there is a lieutenant at your door!"~Kev
"TELL ME youre joking."~Me
"No, Im serious. u have to come upstairs, here ill come too."~Kev
"Fuck you kevin, youre joking."~Me
"No, really."~Kev
::we go upstairs to find joanne and mark at the door::
"KEVIN MICHAEL HENRY!!!!"~Me
"THEY MADE ME!"~Kev
"Are you sure you're not gay?"~Me
"Well..."~Kev
"Huh?"~Todd
"No."~Kev
"Nice save."~Todd
"Altho, when I was talking to mike the other night, I was feeling a little funny..."~Kev
"Quit while your ahead."~Me
BeanDancer [4:26 PM]: ya i just dont eat in front of like andy or connor
Mysticmoon13 [4:26 PM]: ok thats just weird...
BeanDancer [4:26 PM]: ya but it works
Doug: "See, I find a girl I wanna kiss. I tell her I'm that guy in that band, she thinks it's cool. Sooner or later, we're making out. Works every time."
Me: "NOT every time."
Doug: "Ok, touche. Other times I have to start a game of Spin the Bottle."
Molly: "What was todds facination with my ass?"
"I swear to you, i thought he really was doug flutie."~andrea
"Why is my rehearsal being interuppted for love letters?!?!"~rose
"I look like a golden girl on crack."~Me
"Brig must really hate me...I look like my mom."~Bekki
"we are so dawson and joey."~dennis
"If you promise me nothing else, if you really truly love me as much as you say, then do me this one thing, and i will never ask another favor, and i will love you until forever."~Nick
"Anything."~Me
"Do not, under any circumstances, move to Florida."~Nick
"First step drag queens..."~me
"Next step circus."~mike
"My shrink says you gave me a complex."~me
"Cool."~mike
Liz, whispering: "Morning brigid"
Me: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME!! AND SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE FLOURESCENT LIGHTS IN THE LIVING ROOM?!?!?!?!"
"SUGARLIPPED!!!"~Me and LIz
Mysticmoon13 [12:45 AM]: your purpose on this planet is to drive me crazy, isnt it?
Im Just Chillen [12:46 AM]: yeah...aint it a bitch? =p
Mysticmoon13 [12:47 AM]: lol. eh, its ok. some day ill get my revenge. you'll wake up, and find that you have no toes
Im Just Chillen [12:49 AM]: wait a minute... that happened already....bitch, i still got the scars.