Part 7
Mysticmoon13: cuz they already found a few good men.
"Bagels are good. Bagels make me happy. Bagels are the strength of the world. Go get me bagels, bur-bur."~Sarah
"He's such a loser, he didn't even kiss her."~Sarah "He did too."~Me
"Brigid, shut your mouth!"~Duffy
"How could you not tell me this?! You liar!!! I will never forgive you!...unless you go get me some bagels."~Sarah.
"I'm out like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs."~Katy
"I'm out like a quadreplegic in a soccer game."~Me
"I'm out like Mike in a closet."~Katy
"Brig, Becca is 'sleeping over at your house tonight.'"~Kate
"I find that funny, since I told her to say she was staying at someone's house. I didn't think it would be mine, though."~Me
"I think I wet myself."~Jake
"I'm joining the Navy."~Mike
"Why?"~Cati
"So I can find a lot of seamen."~Mike
"I'm sorry, but you are not alowed to date boys who have fleas!"~Mrs. Callahan
"Ok, so lets see...the relationship of the cast of 'that 70's show' to our group of friends...hmm. Ok, i'm kelso...jaime's donna and andy is eric. Kevin's hyde....molly's laurie...brigid's Red due to the frequent use of the word 'dumbass', christina is jackie, will is fez, kate is kitty, mckee is donna's mom...who's bob? WE need someone really annoying...."~Nick "I can think of a few people."~Me "I can think of one imparticular...and I can tell you agree."~Nick
"Ahhh! It's the abominable snowman! Or, rather, the abominable snow-kate!"~Me
"Or, the abominable snow-cone."~Jaime
"I have determined that we need to be more specific with our wishes. They always come true...word-for-word."~McKee
"How so?"~Me
"Well, for you, instead of, 'I want to be with Mike for the rest of my life', you should have mentioned 'and don't let him be gay.'"
"I see."~Me
"As for me, well::stares at Duval's house::...this is SOOO not what i meant by Mrs. Katie Hannon."~McKee
"I smell dead people."~Lissa
"I think the girl would have a seizure if she knew I was talking to you."~Me
"So, what is this auction business?"~Katie
"As close as we at BET can come to prostitution without being arrested."~Me.
"Those sex dice suck tho cuz on four of the sides, it says like, chest, nipples, boobs, breasts. So, my face is always in her chest!"~Nick
"BUT IT'S BOOBIES!!!"~Todd
"I like the sensation I get in my nipples!!!"~Todd
"Nicholas!! Stop throwing a hissy fit in the middle of the bar!!!!"~Me
"Nick...We've been together, what? 3 years? 4?....as a band I mean."~Will
"Ok, since we haven't seen each other in six years, I'm going to bridge the gap by telling you all about the first time I had sex."~Todd
"William...You are so full of shit. The odds of me winning anything on this are no better than anyother slot machine in this place, not to mention I'm the most unlucky person in the world. ::inserts coin, pulls handle:: HOLY SHIT!!! WILL!!! I BROKE IT!!!"~Me
"No, you just won 150$."~Will
"I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN."~Me
"If it wasn't for me, Will never would have tried smoking."~Steve
"SHHHH!!!!"~Will
"Excuse me??? Oh, STEVEN...You truly are the favorite son."~Me
"Who would have thought out of all of us that Beth would be the one called to customs?"~Me
"It's always the quiet ones."~Nick
"Will...want a cigarette?"~Me