| Stupid Things Part 6 |
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| "Ok, now...if you were me and you were in this situation, what would you do?"~Nick "I dunno."~Me "Ok, what would I do?"~Nick "I dunno."~Me "Of course you do you know me better than anyone on the entire planet! What would I do??"~Nick "You would go out with her, she would reject you, and you'd spend the next two months sulking and pissing everybody off."~Me ::silence:: "And don't tell me you wouldn't."~Me "I wou-yeah....yeah...yeah."~Nick "Now do you want to do that?"~Me "Yeah...wait, no..."~Nick "I am going to kick him so hard he'll be able to taste his balls."~Me "Guys...the world has stopped spinning on it's axis. I think Molly just apologized to me."~Me "Well, it is the season of forgiveness."~Mom "Yeah, well, Satan dosen't celebrate Christmas."~Dad "I am going to use her ass...and not in the fun kinky way!"~Katy "Look at the pretty paper!"~Me "I wanna kill him! Or f**k his brains out!"~Me "We need to go to a dark corner so i can do some licking of minors."-nick "ok, heres what were gonna do: nick, you lick this off of katys chest, sound good?! ok yes,...GO!"-jessy �If you want to see how anal I can be...give me another guy!�-mike �I think im narcoleptic.�~Katy �you can read minds?�~David �Sometimes I think the only reason mike likes me is because he thinks one day im gonna scream �im gay� and throw something.�-jessy �Fuck a monkey with a chainsaw!!�-Katy �I like the way you ride me gumby�-Me �Let�s take the dog to the kennel, if you know what I mean�.�-all of us �BRING IT HOME BABY�BRING IT FUCKING HOME~Katy �what happened to bill?�-Katy �bill died�-mike �HAHAHAHA�-Katy and Mike �DON�T FUCK UP!�-Mike before curtain �Oh, you�ll love this guy, he�s cute, sweet, straight, funny, and likes younger girls�-jessy �YES!, go call him and see when hes coming�-Katy ::calls::�Ok�scratch that, hes out with his boyfriend�-jessy "Look! its bonk charm in a box!" ~Nick "She may very well be 14, but her tits are at least 20."~Nick "God is in the bathroom and he can hear us"~bobbi "God sounds like a child molestor"~david "Now THIS is a kodak moment" ~Nick [jessy, nick, andrea, and me on the couch togetehr] "Get down wit your bad self"~Me "My entire shackability potential in in this bracelet"~Me "he wants to fu*k you"~Katy "theres a difference!!!"~Mike "sorry, ok jessy, he wants to fool around with you--in a very sexual manner."~Katy "My day: school, hockey, school, hockey, hockey, KILL KURT, hockey, homework, sleep. sounds good!"-duffy "dont dream of the chest licker, ok?"-dave "burbur!"-duffy "a senior in high school, reading dr. suess in religion"-duffy "o shiznickels"-tam "everyone loves penguins, unless one time when you were little you went to the zoo and a penguin killed your dad, then i guess you wouldnt like penguins"-dave...i dont know this guy, but i want to marry him cuz of this quote. "He ALWAYS says hes gonna kill himself, and he never does! WHY MUST HE GET MY HOPES UP?!"- Lauren and Katy |
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