Part 53
ImMadAtThat 24: what did he say?
scaryglowworm13: Im Just Chillen: woooooooosaaaaaaaaaaah
ImMadAtThat 24: im mad @ that
Im Just Chillen: lets kill her
scaryglowworm13: ok.
Im Just Chillen: lol, i like that, with out hesitation
(Upon telling Ashley the �I don�t live in Depew� story.)
Rick: Briggy�there is no story that makes me want to either hug you or punch you more than that one.
Me: As it turns out, the smiting of ones enemies is not nearly as fun in reality as it is in theory.
Ashley: Why did you go to New York?
Rick: Because Brig had an audition at AADA, and I�m the one that got suckered into driving her there.
Me: Um, not quite. I�d like to point out that he insisted on driving me before I even knew I was applying there.
Decayingwounds1: oh and I like your poem.
(Upon reading my away message, which was really lyrics to �Both Hands� by Ani DiFranco.)
Kate: Harness your chi.
Me: I HAVE NO GODDAMNED CHI.
Me: I love Egypt. De-Nile is there.
Me: Drug dealers in Kenmore?? NO!! That�s like�black people in Harlem!!
�Rainbows are gay!�
Me: I was unaware rainbows had sexual preferences.
Decayingwounds1: hold on I got to continue trying to fix Dennis.
scaryglowworm13: you�re fixing him?
scaryglowworm13: did he break??
scaryglowworm13: I was just talking to him...he seems to be in working order.
scaryglowworm13: I cannot picture you actually watching a soap opera
Im Just Chillen: lol, not just one.....all
scaryglowworm13: lmao
Me: I don�t know if I would want to go to my high school reunion. There are people I�d like to see, I guess�but really, Chelsea, Jaime, and Molly are more than enough.
Dennis: You have to take me to your reunion.
Me: If I took you to my high school reunion, there would be at least three heart attacks and two nervous breakdowns.
Dennis: Precisely.
Kevin: Wait�St. Paul�s had a reunion for my class? And they didn�t invite us?? I�m going to burn it to the ground!!
Me: This is exactly why you weren�t invited.
Jaime: I have got to stop using the word �cocksucker.� It�s worse than �fuck that noise!�
scaryglowworm13: tell Jaime that I lit the wrong end of my cig
LordImoevi: U fucking dumbass don�t ash in your eye
scaryglowworm13: maybe if she put more time into people skills and less time into sucking cock she would actually have a friend.
Im Just Chillen: lol, I don�t think I�ve ever heard u use the word cock
scaryglowworm13: nonono�she is so straight she thinks masturbation is homosexual activity.
Mysticmoon13 [2:08 PM]: that�s nigger crazy
Im Just Chillen [2:08 PM]: i know....wait...what did u just say?
Im Just Chillen [2:08 PM]: Oh, hi Kevin.
Me: My leopard print slippers are the most comfortable ones I own. I�ll be so sad when they get all worn through.
Andy: You could always duct tape them.
Jaime: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: Do you have any idea what you just suggested?
Chelsea: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Why don�t I tie some green balloons to the toes while I�m at it?
Me: I still don�t get it.
Kevin: How do you not understand poker? It�s easy! For god�s sake, you�re the one who graduated high school and went to college!!!!!
LordImoevi [12:34 AM]: I just realized something today...you and Jaime would really have a field day watching Die Hard together.
Mysticmoon13 [12:34 AM]: lol indeed we would!
Vix912: so Lisa says you need some History help
scaryglowworm13: ........ I�m gonna go out on a limb here and assume that you sent someone else�s message to me accidentally. Otherwise this is some sort of terrible joke and/or bizarre coincidence that I don�t need to be a part of.
scaryglowworm13: what were u practicing?
decayingwounds: bear juggling
scaryglowworm13: that�s a rather dangerous sport.