Part 52
scaryglowworm13: Rick....we don't "aww." There�s a rule.
JimBob8764: there is?
scaryglowworm13: yes. it was put into effect after the michael amico "aww" catastrophe of 2000
JimBob8764: never heard that one before
scaryglowworm13: well someday when you have the time ill fill you in on the saga of me and mike�but for now, just know that "awww" is against the rules. it's like toothpicks.
JimBob8764: ok?
scaryglowworm13: katy and i have reduced entire epic stories down to one word. for instance, i say toothpicks, she says "12th grade science project on the ozone layer that you got an a on and is still hanigng in SHA's science lab." if i said "awww" she'd say "Michael amico is a bastard."
JimBob8764: lol
TomLillisLives: (Ach, Duval. Ach, Rick. Ach, Duval. Et cetera.)
scaryglowworm13: but i need actors.
scaryglowworm13: or well trained sheep.
scaryglowworm13: i already have one mike amico in my company.
TomLillisLives: Amico is gone, though. You need a replacement. :P
scaryglowworm13: that is true, however, i still have to deal with amico-related issues even tho he is 800 miles away.
scaryglowworm13: for instance, if i told him about this, he would suggest that i did it on a week he was home, wrote him a specific monolouge, and also let him do a scene from Long December and i would also have to make sure he had enough orange mango sobe on hand to sink a village.
scaryglowworm13:duff is the absolute worst kind of ex boyfriend: the kind that is related to me.
Decayingwounds1: but aty ways im tierd
Decayingwounds1: so im going to say peace
Decayingwounds1: ummmmmmm
Decayingwounds1: peace
scaryglowworm13: hey next time mom makes spaghetti, u can take some sauce and give it to your grandma....if she complains about that, then you can just assume she has no tastebuds.
Im Just Chillen: right....ooooohh noooo......if she dosent like that i will get violent....because there is no reason anyone should say that the sauce is gross...i aint havin that...i will flip
Im Just Chillen: that stuffs like crack
Im Just Chillen: i want some now
Im Just Chillen: damn it brig!
Im Just Chillen: what u doin?
scaryglowworm13: writing a comical yet angry entry for my "i have george bush" blog
Im Just Chillen: lol
scaryglowworm13: *hate not have.
scaryglowworm13: i do not have george bush.
Im Just Chillen: lol, i wouldnt be suprised if u did
Chelsea: �Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let�s do it��
Will: Now?
Cathy: I remember once when we went on a trip and there was a hole in the bottom of the car. We kept watching the road beneath us, and dropping stuff out through the hole.
[from separate rooms of the house:]
Dad: That�s how we lost the tenth kid.
Gram: Didn�t you try to drop Terry out?
Ellen: Didn�t we lose a brother on that trip?
Katie: Did you SEE those skirts?
Me: I wish Sarah was here.
Mike: HOOCHIE-MAMA!!!!!
Katie: I�m sending him to St. Teresa�s.
Mike: What? Why?
Katie: HELLO! We went to Buffalo public schools, and look how we turned out?
Mike: What�s wrong with us?
Katie: You�re a drunk and I used to whoop ass.
Mike: That�s not public school. That�s just South Buffalo for you.
Katie: She was always being the director, telling us what to say, where to stand, what to do, what to wear, who we were, always bossing us around�
Me: In my defense, I only did that because it was the only time that YOU weren�t bossing my ass around!
Me: �There�s no such thing as mental illness,� said the obsessive-compulsive bulimic.
Im Just Chillen [4:45 PM]: ahhhh menthol.....the fruit of nature...well....of cigs anyway lol
Mysticmoon13 [4:45 PM]: technically, menthol is a vegetable.
Im Just Chillen [4:46 PM]: damn it Brigid, u always puncture my dreams
(While watching �Constantine.�)
Sam: He just made a gun out of nothing�what is that? The Crucifyer?
Me: Oh, Gavin Rossdale�what are you doing?!?!
Katy: NOOOO! You should be making beautiful babies with Gwen Stefani!
Me: Not melting away on a boardroom table�
Me: Um�what about�er�
Mom: Who?
Me: Your other son.
Mom: Oh, fuck Nick.