Part 51
Kevin: But�
Dennis: No. She. Won�t. Do. It.
Kevin: But�
Dennis: NEVER. EVER.
Kevin: But�
Me: Save your breath, Kev.
Me: How much money do you have?
Kevin: I have enough.
Me: Ok, well, I�m just asking. I was wondering if it was one of those days that we could order straight off the menu, or if I had to settle for oatmeal.
Me: You cheap bastard.
Kevin: No, you know who�s a cheap bastard? Nick.
Me: Nick is the king of the cheap bastards.
Kevin: Remember when he took us out to dinner and made us split those mini hamburgers? Asshole.
Dennis: All I�m saying, is that I don�t want Jenn and Kara killing each other at my party. There isn�t a hospital for miles.
Me: You suck the fun out of everything.
Dennis: And you�you�re on my side. I call you.
Me: What is this, 8th grade gym class?
Dennis: You are on my team, I called you. I don�t care if it�s in May. I call you.
Dennis: If I have to, I can separate them. There�s nothing but woods. No one can hear you scream out there.
chandra161: I hope that ___ and ___ get married and have hordes of conservative, military children. Who don't believe in abortion or child support. Or welfare. And believe that men should have almost complete domination over women. GREAT FAMILY. BEST OF LUCK TO THEM.
scaryglowworm13: i have a much simpler solution�
scaryglowworm13: i hope they are all fat.
scaryglowworm13: really, just a bunch of fat kids will do.
scaryglowworm13: those skinny bastards wouldn�t know what to do with them.
chandra161: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THAT! THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY!
Random Guy 1: What�s better than whisky and women?
Random Guy 2: I don�t know, man�um�blowjobs?
Radio Announcer: If you were married to Courtney Love, you�d kill yourself too.
JimBob8764: I love Rumplemintz!!!
JimBob8764: AND JAMESON!!!
scaryglowworm13: I love Guinness!
scaryglowworm13: AND JAMESON!
Me: You twirl your hair like a girl.
Will: I know. It�s addicting.
Will: So you�re going to send your crazy parents on a trip??? WHY?
Me: Remember the last time my parents went on a trip?
Will: Indeed, Madame.
Me: Me too. You puked in my yard. Poor Todd.
Will: I promise to puke in your house next time.
Mysticmoon13 [2:26 AM]: so did u sober up and get home safe?
Tour15 [2:26 AM]: no I'm dead
Tour15 [2:28 AM]: will the cute ghost
Mysticmoon13 [2:29 AM]: lol...that�s a terrible name for a ghost....no one likes cute poltergeist.
Tour15 [2:29 AM]: what about casper
Mysticmoon13 [2:30 AM]: damnit...thats an excellent example.
Tour15 [2:30 AM]: ha!!! I love it when your wrong
Mysticmoon13 [2:30 AM]: i hate it when you�re right.
Tour15 [3:00 AM]: so than I'm cute
Mysticmoon13 [3:01 AM]: hey i always did say you had excellent cheekbones...
Me: You can take the girl out of the ghetto but you can�t take the ghetto out of the girl�
Mysticmoon13 [11:34 PM]: we both like the bosstones
Mysticmoon13 [11:34 PM]: i am an ordained reverend
Mysticmoon13 [11:34 PM]: i was there when katy yelled your virginity status to depew
JimBob8764 [11:36 PM]: hmmmm, there were a few people there that night though....
JimBob8764: *stares blankly
JimBob8764: Jaime, can you please hug her for me?
scaryglowworm13: jaime left.
JimBob8764: dammit!!
JimBob8764: this is going to take more hugging than I had previously anticipated
JimBob8764: dammit!!! I hate typing!!
JimBob8764: Oh no!! That person knows something I didn't want them to! Flee!!!!!
scaryglowworm13: run away run away!!!!!
scaryglowworm13: otherwise ill have to come to pizza plant and put you in a pizza oven.
JimBob8764: lol
scaryglowworm13: im serious.