Part 50
Me: Yeah. I�m writing a book.
Kevin: Does it have me beating up Nick in it?
Me: More or less.
Dennis: You�re writing a book?? NO! You can�t!!!
Kara: What? Why not?
Me: Fear of exposure.
Dennis: I�m gonna be�like�chapters 1-5 or something!!!!
Me: Nonono�you�re not.
Dennis: Good.
Me: Kevin is 1-5. You�re 6-10.
Decayingwounds1: So I said: I LIKE BREAD, BUT YOUR ROLLS ARE TOO MUCH! Then I ejected her from my chat room.
scaryglowworm13: I love the fact you turned bread into an insult.
Will: You�re a dramaqueen.
Me: I AM NOT!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!!????
Will: See?
Me: Well, you�re completely aloof about everything!
Will: Eh.
Me: SEE?
scaryglowworm13: we won�t be using that as a testament to our intelligence.
Shortcake5783: Or roger, trampolines, cuervo, scott, mark, Patrick, rich, jack daniels, spinning bottles, mike amico, doug, or soco.
scaryglowworm13: and anyone in the army/navy/marines.
scaryglowworm13: we don�t hold up too good there either.
Shortcake5783: Musicians tend to be problematic as well. Same with curve and metallica.
scaryglowworm13: damn Andy...I got in the car and my first thought was "WHY does it smell like the Quest in here?"
::Dennis spins phone around on table::
Kara: Let�s play spin the cell phone!
Kevin: WHOA. We are not at Brigid�s house.
Dennis: It keeps landing on you.
Kara: Maybe she�s controlling it with her mind.
Me: Maybe it�s cursed.
Me: Who are they?
Todd: 15 year olds.
Me: What�s their names?
Dennis: 7 to 10 years.
Kevin: Types of states: Alaska.
Kara: No fair, that�s a country!
Kara: There are 52 states.
Me: THERE ARE 50 STATES.
Me: Not to be rude, but I tend to forget that I am the only person that went to college. Or, for that matter, the only one with a high school diploma.
Me: They have dreams and ambitions and are trying to figure things out. He�s just a lazy bastard.
Jaime: Bob works at the Polish Water place in the mall.
Me: Well, that�s just hilarious.
Shortcake5783: Isn�t the line in he TLC song don�t go chasing waterfalls?
scaryglowworm13: yes. Y?
Shortcake5783: Mol seems to think they�re talking about a person named Jason waterfalls
scaryglowworm13: so, by that logic, Jason waterfalls should just stick to the rivers and lakes that he's used to?
Shortcake5783: Well I know that he�s gonna have it his way or nothing at all
scaryglowworm13: yeah, but I think he's moving too fast.
Shortcake5783: Maybe Jason just doesn�t know water safety and that�s what the song is really about
scaryglowworm13: yes, because we all know that water safety is way more important than aids or gang violence.
scaryglowworm13: no swimming after you eat! You might get a cramp!
Shortcake5783: We should find that man and buy him floaties.
scaryglowworm13: tho I gotta admit, now that none of you are residing in that death trap of an apartment, I am shocked all three of you are still alive.
JimBob8764: yeah, I'm surprised I didn't get a disease
JimBob8764: or maybe I just got a slow acting one that�ll eat away at me over time...
scaryglowworm13: yeah...you�ll be 40 years old and suddenly your teeth will fall out.
scaryglowworm13: ""damn you apartment!" ::shakes fist::
JimBob8764: hey�molly's wedding probably would be like a dinner theater, so you might as well charge.
scaryglowworm13: so how was the drive there?
Shortcake5783: awesome!!
scaryglowworm13: wow that�s a word I�ve never heard to describe the thruway
Shortcake5783: This is actually Andy saying it
scaryglowworm13: well that almost makes sense then
Shortcake5783: and Doug told me he's "gonna need me there" on Thursday
scaryglowworm13: and I�m gonna need some knee high boots so I can wade thru the bullshit.