Stupid Things
Part 5
"Joe has a gigantic head."~McKee

"You trying to chill?"~Kev
"I'm trying to sleep."~Me

Mysticmoon13: you have a jesus action figure?
RighteousBabe410: f**k yeah! i love jesus
Mysticmoon13: they make such things?
Mysticmoon13: does he have a power action crucifix?
RighteousBabe410: i wish...

"He tried to be gay but it didnt work out."~McKee

"First step drag queens, next step circus."~Me

"Why are guys going into the girls bathroom?"~Mike A.

"Was it smushy and sponge-like?"~Jen

"Pretty...hot..girl...damn."~Random Canadian.
"Oh, f**k a monkey."~Lydia

"Fly me away."~Me.

"We could have mike seduce richard...just dress him up in nick's leather pants."-jessy

�We are gonna volunteer ourselves for prostitution to pay our torono fee. Who�s in?�~jessy
�Ill do it! I haven�t gotten any since�since...when was the last time we went to spot?�-Katy

�Mike you broke katy�s toe!!�-jessy
�Yeah, hes got a tendancy to step on peoples feet�-me
�Literately or figuratively?�-mike a
�BOTH�- bekki, tamara, Lydia, jessy, me, katy, lauren

�Do I have a contract!?!�-mike a
�No�- joyce
�I QUIT!�-mike a
�Yesssss�-me

�Aww, you brought home all the v�s in elementary school�kinda like what I did in high school��- Me

"What is it with all these global and history teachers being so damn hott?? Apparently social studies is a very sexy subject."-Me

"Katy, you have a fat back."~me

�Don�t yell at me just because you have a fat back!�-jessy

::sniffs cigarettes:: "aw, these remind me of my grandma�too bad she died when I was nine.�-lydia

�is nick hot?�-lydia
�GET OUT THE PICTURES!�-katy
�ooooooooh my�.::drools::�-lydia

�i just wanna do...what i wanna do....OH MARY!� ::passionately kisses Katy's neck::~mike
�HHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA�~lydia, bekki, tamara, joyce, kurt, jessy, alissa, zak, cati, liz, me, jake, lauren

"What the hell is that SMELL?"~Me
"Oh my god,its my coat."~Tamara
"Where'd she get it?! Steal it from a homeless guy!?"~Me

"Damn Tamara! Hang your dress out the window."~Me

"I didn't know blowjob was spelled c-o-f-f-e-e!"~Katy

"Ahem *stands on soap box* hear ye, hear ye. For those of you silly saps who dote on the pettyness of superficiality, i say pull up your pants and button up your shirts. I don't want to see either of your cracks... no, you don't need a boob job, and little silly little white boy, you're not black... you live in suburbia, this isn't the hood... grow up and let go of the pettyness that is coated by the ambiguously homosexual title of the boy band and the teen princess title. Let go of unnecessary diets, and mature into acceptance of natural beauty. Satistfy your self with nature and the sheer beauty of a greasy hamburger. Indulge lifes pleasures but do not hedonistically covet your Cosmo. It may very well be your sex bible, but that model on the cover... she's airbrushed... those curves? they aren't human. You're human; screw the sappy boyband persona and the hotsy totsy bubble gum blondes. Live a real life, not one of the teeny bopper staus quo that has so sadly become the mandate of pre pubecent teens..."~Sahar

"Silly white boy, pull up your pants!"~Sahar

"His head was not on either boob, it was *between* them."~Cati

"Cati, you're so frank."~Joyce
"Who's Frank?"~Jake

"As much as I undermine your authority, when you say sit down and shut the f*ck up, I sit down and shut the f*ck up."~Cati

"I like the way you ride me, Gumby."~Nick, Me, Jessy, Bobbi, Katy, Liz.

"I need to start knocking before I come into rooms."~Bobbi
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