Part 49
scaryglowworm13: lol...simple, natural cures. though if it were Doug you'd need both.
Shortcake5783: Shit if he looked like Doug he could get both. But god made him short with elmo hair and a non alcoholic.
Im Just Chillen: i have no one to enjoy v-day with............................................fuck it lets go to china
scaryglowworm13: i think cupid hit him over the head with a frying pan.
Shortcake5783: They also drink things called �fat mama�s knock-you-naked margaritas�
scaryglowworm13: how much cuervo do you think you�d have to put in one of those?
Shortcake5783: More than either of us should EVER drink. EVER.
scaryglowworm13: maybe you should im him and be like "Why are you stupid?"
::Keela does so::
ImMadAtThat 24: HE IS STUPID
ImMadAtThat 24: JimBob8764: I'm just sweet like that, what can I say? :-)
scaryglowworm13: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. sweet. yes.
scaryglowworm13: that is the word i would use.
scaryglowworm13: ::rolls eyes::
Doug: I just always assumed you weren�t interested in that.
Jaime: In what? Getting laid?
Me: Well, considering that I told you to drop dead the first time you hit on me, I can see where you would get that impression�
chandra161: OMG. Who would've thought that ANDY was gay? :: Snorts ::
scaryglowworm13: me.
chandra161: I do not have a single straight male company member.
scaryglowworm13: Rick?
chandra161: Erm. Sure.
scaryglowworm13: and if u get the chance, which probly wont happen since "I don�t know about this", tell him I said congrats on being a flaming homo.
scaryglowworm13: I feel like we should get him a fruit basket or something, and have Andy and Mike deliver it.
Im Just Chillen: I wish I had a million dollars......that would be awesome
scaryglowworm13: indeed it would be
Im Just Chillen: cuz then we could go to china and make fun of people like we planned
scaryglowworm13: i was just going to say that.
Dr.: �What?? Why so late? Why not 15?? No one ever starts at 18!!!!�
Me: �Uh, well, I had my first cigarette at 15. But I started smoking regularly when I could buy them myself.�
Dr.: �Oh thank god, I was so confused��
scaryglowworm13: OH MY GOD
dramaqueen1134: are you just getting the shock now?
scaryglowworm13: we....we....we....
scaryglowworm13: we're a tetrahedron.
dramaqueen1134: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Katy: I HATE HER I HATE HER WE MUST KILL HER OOOHHH I AM SO ANGRY I HATE HER!!
Me: You done?
Katy: Yeah.
chandra161: Remember that assault is a federal crime
chandra161: Jail time = Bad.
chandra161: BAD, BRIGGY!
Im Just Chillen: u have more drama than tnt
scaryglowworm13: lol indeed
Im Just Chillen: and they know drama
Im Just Chillen: apparently
Im Just Chillen: i think Becky�s mad at me
scaryglowworm13: welcome to the club.
(on phone)
Kevin: Nick says hi.
Kara: Fuck you, Nick!!!
Kevin: (to Nick) No, that wasn�t Brig.
Dennis: Is he coming over here?
Kevin: Well, I was gonna invite him, until he said that he had other plans but they fell through, so he figured he�d call.
Me: So it�s your birthday, but he made other plans even though he has known about this for weeks? Ass.
Kevin: Ho. So then I kinda wanted to say, �Really, cuz I thought about calling you the other day�but that fell through.�
Dennis: What you gotta do is prepare yourself for Kara�s drinks.
Me: So it�s all in the mind, then?
Dennis: EXACTLY.
Kara: Kiss him!!
Me: It�s not 1998, Kara.
Kara: Brigid?
Me: Mph.
Kara: I love you!
Me: Mph.