Part 48
Jaime: It was the ghetto.
Me: And now�
Jaime: It�s the hood.
Me: Exactly.
Jaime: I understand completely. I grew up on the East side. Immigrant town, ghetto�HOOD.
Decayingwounds1 [11:50 PM]: wait what�s your friend that Dennis is talking about�s name
Mysticmoon13 [11:50 PM]: molly
Decayingwounds1 [11:50 PM]: devil!
Decayingwounds1 [11:58 PM]: im looking at porn talk to dennis
Mysticmoon13 [11:59 PM]: you need to get a new hobby
Me: Wait�
Jaime: What?
Me: Did I just agree to help Kara throw Kevin a party at Doug�s house?
Jaime: You have fun with that.
Chatterbox52286 [12:55 AM]: i love your other sn's away message
Mysticmoon13 [12:55 AM]: lol thanx
Chatterbox52286 [12:56 AM]: but it could have been hillary duff
Mysticmoon13 [1:00 AM]: i think ill stick with the simple plan and go cry in my closet...
Chatterbox52286 [1:01 AM]: with your emo shag man?
Mysticmoon13 [1:01 AM]: of course!
Im Just Chillen: omg, ur alive
scaryglowworm13: lol, very funny.
Me: I can see it now. You�ll wake me up and ask me if I want a mimosa or a bloody mary and I�ll say �Which one goes better with eggs?�
Jaime: She has a warped sense of size. She thinks that her and I can share clothes, but you need to be outfitted by Coleman Tents.
Me: I can see it now�the limo will have three major accidents coming out of the driveway.
Jaime: Jack on one hip, Jose on the other!
scaryglowworm13: Melissa is moving to Indiana.
ERMD18: y?
scaryglowworm13: because Arizona is too far.
ERMD18: and Indiana is sooo next door
scaryglowworm13: we are now expected to visit.
ERMD18: well when she lives in a state the begins with "new" and ends with "york" we can drive and see her
scaryglowworm13: a few of my favorite things!
chandra161: Me too. We could sing that like Julie Andrews. Boys in pink lip-gloss and twelve-inch long dildos. Tiaras of rhinestones and strippers a go-go.
chandra161: TRUE DAT, YO.
Jaime: You know what the best part of this is? Brigid gets a shotgun.
Steve: No.
Chelsea: don't mess with my friends
Me: you�re like our own personal army of one
Will: Why am I a dumbass?
Me: I don�t know. Maybe you should ask your lawyer?
Me: Not to sound like a 60 year old man, but I�ve got an old baseball injury that prevents me from doing things like this.
John Rzeznik (on DVD): Did everybody make it through the rain ok?
Katy: NO!!!! NO, WE DID NOT!!!
Me: Oh my god, it�s an omen. We have to get off the ice.
Katy: Time to go home. Quick, get in the car.
Me: Er�perhaps we should walk instead.
Me: Women are typically more monogamous than men.
Katy: ::GLARE::
Me: I mean in general!!! Isolated cases are a whole different story.
Angry Homeless Man: ::mumblemumble�something offensive�mumblemumble::
Me: I am going to take that cane and beat that homeless man over the head with it!!!
Sam: What did he say to you?
Me: I don�t know but I�m sure I have a good reason!!!
Me: Weebles wobble but they DON�T FALL DOWN!!!!
Sam: What?
Me: It�s my ice skating mantra.
scaryglowworm13: so im gonna ask the obvious question: and rv AND a hot tub....there is not credit card fraud involvd this time, right?
larmo disco bean: no maam