Stupid Things
Part 47
Shortcake5783: Bridgette neilson and flavor flav. i think is would happen if strasser and will ever dated

chandra161: It's all about Alexander Pope, bi-yatch!
scaryglowworm13: i do like the movie, but i hate that everyone knows the quote and then when i ask them who wrote it they�re like "uh...kirsten dunst?"
chandra161: OH SWEET LORD. KNOW YOUR LITERATURE BEFORE YOU QUOTE.
chandra161: Yes, Kirsten Dunst is a great writer of literary works.

scaryglowworm13: SPAMALOT.  NO.  BAD
scaryglowworm13: BADBADBAD
chandra161: SPAMALAOT. SO. GOOD!
scaryglowworm13: NOOOOOOO
chandra161: Why don't you like SPAMALOT?!
scaryglowworm13: TIM CURRY WILL TRY TO KILL YOU!!!!!

chandra161: Oh, Tim Curry.
scaryglowworm13: my three greatest fears:  1.  clowns.  2. tim curry.  3.  tim curry dressed as a clown.

chandra161: I could see why Tim Curry would be one of someone's greatest fears.
chandra161: He's sort of a frightening person,
scaryglowworm13: i have whole theories about his secret ring of murders.........
scaryglowworm13: ::glances suspiciously around room::
scaryglowworm13: he could be watching us now...

chandra161: Oh no! Tim Curry's outside my window . . .
chandra161: AND HE'S WEARING A CORSET!
scaryglowworm13: are u sure that isn�t Andy?
chandra161: HA! Oh, ANDY.

chandra161: EW! Laced-up Tim Curry beer gut!
chandra161: BLECH!

chandra161: there are some men I don't want to think about having sex�Socrates and Tim Curry, for instance.
chandra161: Despite the t-t-t-t-t-t-tension.

chandra161: Live long and Alexander Pope, Briggy

shouty davis [1:04 AM]: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
shouty davis [1:04 AM]: BRIGID
shouty davis [1:04 AM]: JESUS CHRIST
shouty davis [1:05 AM]: MY EYES ARE BLINDED

Jaime:  I just bought a shirt and pants from Old Navy for 17 bucks.  Molly can put that in her crack whore 140 dollar Chinese wallpaper pants pipe and smoke it.

::after hearing the �It�s a Small World� story::
Vivie:  It�s like 7 degrees of Brigid Hannon!!!!!

Mysticmoon13 [1:42 AM]:  do you know the story about the praying mantis?
Mysticmoon13 [1:43 AM]:  after sex, the female mantis RIPS THE HEAD OFF the male mantis. 
Im Just Chillen [1:43 AM]:  well shit as long as its after

Mysticmoon13 [1:53 AM]:  a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down...
Decayingwounds1 [1:53 AM]:  EVERYBODY!   lalalalala

Im Just Chillen [1:55 AM]:  but Brigid, all I want to do is touch her with my salad fingers�

scaryglowworm13:  stop looking at porn for a second and go make sure my photobucket links work.
Decayingwounds1: ok�wow its weird going from porn to family pics

Shortcake5783 [5:56 PM]:  Why does she have hiliary duff song lyrics in her profile?  Do they connect on some special level?
Mysticmoon13 [5:57 PM]:  could be worse.  could be simple plan.
Shortcake5783 [5:59 PM]:  Shut up about the simple plan.  No one but them understand how hard my life is

Bernie:  MOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!
Mom:  WHAT?!
Bernie:  Briggy asked if she could sell me on eBay!!!!!!
Mom:  No, she can�t.  She would never get a good price.

Mysticmoon13 [8:45 PM]:  I read I the paper and it just said "D�Youville student dies of heroin" and my immediate response was "LOVEJEET?"

markerf162003 [8:50 PM]:  American idol is coming on soon so I�m gonna go get some food so I can sit my ass on the couch and laugh at the dumbasses making fools of themselves

Me: Why is Will running through my basement with underwear on his head?

Nick:  I swear to GOD these steps were straight last night!

Jaime:  Oh, Christ, your basement smells like booze and sex�

Molly:  Which member of MYS would you sleep with?
Me:  Son of a bitch.
Molly:  You love me.
Me:  Do I have to answer this?
Molly:  YES.
Me:  Meh�uh�well�
Nick:  CHRIST!  It�s ME!!  Ok?  Alright?  Happy now??????
Molly:  Yes.  Yes, I am.
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