Part 46
Kevin: That was fucked up.
Molly: I know.
Dennis: Leave it to Brig.
Me: What?
Dennis: Huh? What? I didn�t say anything! I love you! Help!
Me: I�m a good little Catholic girl.
Molly: You are not.
Me: I am, too!
Molly: __ ___ _________.
Me: Well�damn.
Molly: Homewrecker.
Molly: How am I supposed to tell him how many people I slept with?
Me: Listen, you don�t know how hard it is to tell a guy about�you know�that. You had some sex. I fucked up LIVES!!
Me: Oh�he�s a good boy.
Molly: I know. This is bad.
Rick: GET A JOB!
Sam: Who are you talking to? I have a job!
Rick: No, not you.
Me: I will fight you.
Rick: I�d like to see you try!
Me: Don�t you think for one second that I won�t come back there and kick your ass! ::reaches into backseat to smack Rick::
Sam: I swear to GOD I will turn this car around and take you kids home.
Rick: Sam! Help! She�s trying to molest me! RAPE!
Me: ::lunges across seat to strangle Rick::
Sam: Could you two PLEASE control your raging hormones for one second!?
Me: ::smacks Sam�s arm::
Sam: OW! THAT WAS MY DRIVING ARM!!
Rick: Ok, we�re gonna have to run for it�even if there are people here who don�t run.
Katy: Um, so�you�ll be carrying me, then?
Rick: You know you want to.
Sam: I KNOW I WANT TO! That�s not the point!
Me: Wow. I just paid 15$ for something I could have caught at home for free.
Katy: Amen.
Me: Rick just asked me who Virginia Wolfe is.
Katy: Sam, too.
Me: Oh my god.
Katy: Let�s face it. We are in love with illiterate men.
Katy: I want you to take a big old chunk of my ass and just SUCK ON IT.
(after seeing �Who�s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?�)
Rick: Ok, I feel confused.
Me: I feel suicidal.
Katy: I feel like pancakes.
Katy: She named it �So Lucky.� After the Dave song.
Rick: Can�t you get sued for that?
Me: I didn�t get sued for Long December.
Liz: How many stupid things have we said tonight?
Me: I have no idea.
Andy: 362. Go ahead. Make it an even year.
Jaime: Are we going?
Andy: I�m just going to the bathroom.
Jaime: Oh, ok.
Andy: And yes, we are.
Maggie: Everybody come into the living room and watch me open presents.
Aunt Ellen: Bring them out to the kitchen. We aren�t leaving the table.
Aunt Moe: We are HANNON�S. We can�t leave the food. We just can�t do it.
Maggie: I want Orlando Bloom.
Uncle Mark: I want a super bowl ring.
Aunt Moe: I want world peace. Or at least, you know, in this room.
Jaime: Fuck that noise!
scaryglowworm13: i mean, there is a part of me that just wants to move to a red state and get a job as a secretary and marry some local boy and have 2.5 kids.
scaryglowworm13: i think that proves how depressed i am.
dramaqueen1134: you move to a red state and I will make you bleed form the anus
Me: I had a dream that Molly was the Imperial Ruler of the Universe. I woke up screaming.
Jen: I mean, I've ate dinner there before. As a friend of their straight son. Then I chilled at their house as the girlfriend of their straight son. No I'm going to eat dinner as the Ex-Girlfriend, Now Best-Friend of their Ex-Straight Now-Gay son.