Part 45
Me: If that�s true, then Chelsea is a weapon of mass destruction.
Decayingwounds1 [4:04 AM]: W.W.J.D.
Mysticmoon13 [4:05 AM]: what would jesus do? jesus would not give dennis money.
ImMadAtThat 24 [5:49 PM]: im bored as fuck
ImMadAtThat 24 [5:50 PM]: as fuck� not as hell� as fuck
ImMadAtThat 24 [5:50 PM]: im suffering from girl withdrawl
ImMadAtThat 24 [5:52 PM]: hes still friends with that scumbucket?
Mysticmoon13 [5:52 PM]: yes, sadly, justin schaber is still an eyesore on life
Mysticmoon13 [5:54 PM]: lol....he'd probably be all "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!" and start running in circles like a hamster.
ImMadAtThat 24 [5:54 PM]: lil cancer lookin kid
::Steve and Chelsea walk down the street, with Me, Jaime, Will, and Andy walking behind them::
Me, Jaime, and Will: "Lean on me, when you're not strong, I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on..."
Me: "Chelsea and I had to sing that all the time at 'fat camp'"
::Chelsea spins around to face us::
Chelsea: "Brigid, I have 2 words for you: Camp Pioneer."
Me: I'm sayin..."
Will: "Chelsea?"
Chelsea: "Yeah?"
Will: "You went to FAT CAMP?!??!?!?!"
chandra161: I'm eating all of this shit now because when I return to Barnyard I'll be eating like . . . salad.
scaryglowworm13: lol...so long as you remember to eat this time.
scaryglowworm13: and sleep.
scaryglowworm13: and do all those other things one needs for survivial.
chandra161: Can do! Sleep, food, sex. I've got all my bases covered.
scaryglowworm13: damnit!!! thats like all the stuff i want right now!!!!
scaryglowworm13: so...we could go to hamburg. or west seneca
chandra161: YAY! That is the best spring break EVER.
chandra161: I'll suffocate him with my breasts.
chandra161: And not in the good way like we used to.
chandra161: <-- BITTER
chandra161: <-- REALLY BITTER
scaryglowworm13: <--REALLY SUPPORTIVE OF YOU BEING BITTER.
Im Just Chillen: where are u?
Auto response from scaryglowworm13: I would tell you where I am, but then I'd have to curse you.
TomLillisLives: She is a natural red-head the way I am a fucking natural Buddhist monk
Katy: Look!!! I�m pregnant with Rick�s baby!!!
Me: Oh, look�an ice covered lake. I think I�ll go throw myself in it.
Me: No�this is going to be the cherry of cruelty atop my sundae of despair.
Rick: How could they not accept you when you come up with great things like that?
Aquila: God, I am SO black. And I�m in Williamsville.
Aquila: STOP IT!!!!!! This is Williamsville!!!!
Aquila: You know, we�re gonna get arrested. And they�re� gonna go to me first, cuz I�m black.
Aquila: I can�t believe you told your mom that I thought she was ASIAN!
Katy: (while reading the play) Oh, oh! They�re fighting, just like you guys!! OH! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!!
Katy: Do you like her better than me?
Me: Have you lost your mind?
Rick: WHAT?
Katy: I asked if she likes her better than me.
Rick: Have you lost your mind?
Molly: You�re hair line is receding.
Doug: What? WHAT?!?!
Nick: So how are you, what�s been happening?
Me: Nope.
Nick: That was my second question.
Nick: How�s Jaime?
Me: She�s good.
Nick: That�s good. And Andy?
Me: He�s good, too.
Nick: That�s great� ::insert silence:: so� ::silence::
Me: He�s fine, Nick.
Doug: Will you share your milk with me?
Me: You just took the most Kindergarten line and made it into the dirtiest thing ever.