Part 44
Game Stop Employee: I can�t do that. That�s called slavery.
Game Stop Customer: I cannot believe I just heard that.
Karlye: This is the longest line ever!
Me: Actually, it�s the slowest line ever.
Rick: I bet those people at the Empire State Building even made it to the top by now.
Me: Yes. Game Stop should have a 90 minute wait sign out front, too.
Rick: I have been all over New York looking for DDR. And now we found one, but it�s broken.
Repair guy: There�s two downstairs.
Rick: OH MY GOD!!! ::runs away::
Rick: Let�s tell Lillis that we got tickets to Wicked and see what happens.
Rick: I say that we should refuse to leave the island until we see Wicked.
Rick: I say we find three members of tonight�s audience, and�
Me: KILL THEM.
Me: Um, guys?
Rick: Yeah?
Me: That sign just said that if you have Class A or B explosives, you have to use exit 11.
Rick: What the fuck?
Rick: ::upon entering GCT:: Oh my god, it�s like walking into a movie.
Rick: ::upon exiting GCT:: Movie moment number 2.
Rick: This mall has its own zip code!!!
Karlye: You called me ugly, and fat, and said that my face would shatter mirrors, and you called me a whore and you said I was easy like Sunday morning!!!
Rick: I did not!!
Me: Technically, yes, you did.
Rick: This is no fair! You two were not suppose to bond!
Me: If only he knew we bonded over a mutual hatred of people who look like chipmunks.
Karlye: She called again.
Me: Jesus�I just want to scream �DIE� every time I hear that.
Karlye: ::Stumbling out door while frantically putting shoes on:: I�M ON IT!
Rick: I will fight you!!!!!!!!!
Karlye: I want wings.
Pano�s Waiter: We don�t have wings.
Karlye: I will fight you.
Pano�s waiter: Alright. Let�s take this outside. But first I need you to sign a waiver that I can give to my boss so that I don�t lose my job.
Shortcake5783 [1:11 AM]: So shit-head is at lances
Mysticmoon13 [1:11 AM]: want me to go over there and kick some banana-head booty?
Me: She�s a whore!!!! With�bitch�for�ARMS!!!!
Katy: That was a pathetic attempt at an insult.
Daino sempai [3:31 AM]: for once your away message is not something I despise you for.
Mysticmoon13 [3:31 AM]: well, congratulations to me, then.
Daino sempai [3:31 AM]: Awww hell, you had to ruin it by talking.
Mysticmoon13 [3:32 AM]: who are you to complain? You ruin everything by talking!
Mysticmoon13 [3:33 AM]: you know what the good thing about the internet is? People can�t hear you laughing at them.
Daino sempai [3:33 AM]: Hahaha, I never thought of that.
Me: I could hurt you, you know.
Rick: You could not.
Me: Babe, I could snap you like a twig.
Rick: I am ALL muscle.
Me: You are all BONES.
Rick: I have organs, too, you know.
Me: I know. I just don't know where you keep them.
scaryglowworm13: I found an episode title that would make a great band name: ego tripping at the gates of hell.
Shortcake5783: Oh. My. God. I want a band just 2 call it that.
scaryglowworm13: I know, right? we should start an imaginary band and call it that.
Shortcake5783: Lol we can bring back the number 1 hit: �mikes got a 7 inch dick�
scaryglowworm13: lmao...no I never want to hear that song again!
Shortcake5783: Mikes got a 7 inch dick, yeah!
scaryglowworm13: ::bangs head on keyboard::
Katy: Oh my god, it's the best 92 page inside joke ever.
Sam: Damn you, puzzle!!!!!
Jaime: Let�s play drink and dial!!!!!