Part 43
Me: Mph, yeah.
Lillis: I feel I should warn you: You made another peace treaty with Schaber last night.
Me: WHAT? How is that possible!!!!??? You have to STOP ME when I do something like that!
Gut: I thought it was funny�
Me: ::GLARE::
Gut: No, I didn�t.
Jaime: You did it again? NO! You are not supposed to be nice to Justin Schaber!
Katie: Who drove you home?
Me: Justin.
Katie: That�s special.
Me: We were on the bridge and I couldn�t help thinking that jumping would be a good idea.
Me: Idea.
Katy: What?
Me: From now on, either we eat at Pano�s�or we don�t eat.
Katy: Deal.
Rick: LUUUUUUUUUBE!
Me: Did you know there�s tequila in this?
Rick: Uh-oh.
Rick: Sam! You put a beer in her PURSE?
Sam: Two of them.
Sam: Brigid, whatever happened to our bi-weekly ritual of being Irish?
Rick: Look what Briggy got me for Christmas! (Holds up watch)
Katy: Ooooh�.expensive�
Rick: Right�she probably bought it at Wal-Mart and put it in a fancy box.
Katy: Um�ha�haha�
Me: So I wake up this morning in Rick�s sister�s room, and it is decorated EXACTLY like mine was when I was 14, and I think, �Oh my God, I somehow managed to drink myself back to 1997.�
Rick: (on the subway) Hey, I�m trapped between 3 girls. This is a good night.
Me: Yeah�3 girls and that one random guy.
Random Guy: Hi, there.
Katy: He�ll be fine.
Me: He won�t be fine. He�ll see the shiny lights and get distracted.
Sam: He�ll probably end up standing on the tracks and get himself killed.
Molly: You love him. You want to hug him, you want to kiss him�You want to have his babies.
Me: Shut the fuck up�::sigh::�yeah�
Rick: Brig, I want you to punch me if I think about going out with anyone.
Me: You don�t want to give me that power.
Me: I swear to God that I will hitch-hike to Grand Island, bust thru that door, and kill everyone!!!!!
Mom: Do I have anything to worry about?
Me: No, mother, I am not going to go kill Rick's family.
Mom: Maybe they got all confused...
Me: Confusion in the Coe family??? NEVER!!!
Me: You know how you always say that I use �damnit� to end an argument?
Rick: Yeah?
Me: Well, you know�you always scream �DIE!�
Me: By the way, thank your parents for me.
Karlye: You should send them a card, or something.
Rick: You better fucking send them a card...
Me: ::Pointing to the Chrysler Building:: Look Rick! The very shiniest of all the shiny buildings!!
Rick: OOOH!!!
Me: Oh my god, it�s like the stairway to heaven.
Rick: I�ve died and gone to the mall.
Rick: ::at the Empire State Building:: DAMN, that�s big. Ok, let�s go.
Rick: Let�s send Katy a video greeting!
Me: Okay!
::camera takes picture, processes, sends, etc�.then stalls.::
Rick: Oh no. It exploded.
Karlye: PIZZA!!!!
Karlye: I hate chipmunks.
Me: Me too.
Rick: What�s with the chipmunks?
Karlye: Go fuck a chipmunk!
Me: Too late.
Rick: What!?