Part 42
Decayingwounds1 [10:22 PM]: you wont be�check ur mail
Mysticmoon13 [10:23 PM]: what the fuck....
Mysticmoon13 [10:24 PM]: ok, now i will trust you to not judge me by the behavior i am about to express, nor to tell anyone i expressed this
Mysticmoon13 [10:25 PM]: name omitted for personal reasons: he is so trying to get into my jeans
Mysticmoon13 [10:25 PM]: I WILL RIP HER HEART OUT AND THROW IT INTO THE COLD FROZEN BUFFALO GROUND.
Decayingwounds1 [10:25 PM]: lol
Me: Ka got me a �Jesus is the reason for the season� ornament.
Kevin: Ha, that�s funny.
Me: I refuse to even take that ornament out of the box.
Dad: You have to.
Me: Why?
Dad: You can�t accidentally break it if it�s in the box.
Decayingwounds1: I got a virus from going on a porn site online
scaryglowworm13: oh well that was a stupid idea then wasn�t it?
(Me and Jaime, while doing my hair)
Me: OW! My ear!
Jaime: Beauty is pain.
(Me and Will, while trying to kill each other)
Will: Holy shit, you hit me in the head with a hair dryer!!!
Me: Beauty is pain!!!!
Decayingwounds1: what�s the difference between a refrigerator an a fag
scaryglowworm13: one is an electric box that holds chilled foods and the other is a small bundle of sticks.
Decayingwounds1: no
scaryglowworm13: yes, actually.
Decayingwounds1: the refrigerator does not fart when you pull the meat out
scaryglowworm13: there are so many things wrong with that, that I don�t even know where to start.
Me: Hello?
Rick: Hi Briggy!
Me: Aren�t you in California?
Rick Yeah. So?
Katy: What? Since when do we exchange presents????
Me: Kate, this is my Christmas wish.
Katy: Fine. I�ll give you 20 minutes.
Shortcake5783: I can say I have a meeting in Syracuse but I don�t know about what.
scaryglowworm13: cameras?
Me: He wanted to know if she had any Ani dvd�s, and I just thought, dude�we live in Buffalo�
Jaime: Yet he�s buying them in Cali.
Me: Hell, you could probably get one at any gas station on any corner.
Me: I told him to get be some beach front property and a hot guy�hopefully, he won�t bring back sand in a bottle�
Jaime: And a stuffed hippopotamus.
Me: Damn Christina.
Mysticmoon13 [5:51 PM]: can u translate this for me: Phils new dumb moment me where having stuffed shells him like tacos
Shortcake5783 [5:53 PM]: She said we are having stuffed shells and he thought she meant something similar 2 tacos
Katy: What happened to the plan where they NEVER EVER MEET?
Katy: So, did he try to hit on her in his own juvenile way?
Me: No. At least I don�t think so. And if he was, it was pathetic and unrecognizable.
Me: No, you know what�s going to happen? We�re going to walk out of Grand Central and Rick is going to look up and say �Ooh, big shiny buildings!� and Jaime�s going to say �Ooh, things to take pictures of!� and then we�re going to come home with 56,000 pictures of Rick standing in front of buildings smiling like a goon.
chandra161 [12:12 AM]: GO WILDE!
Katy: So, is this like, a girlfriend?
Me: Dude, she lives in Oregon and he met her in an airport. I have no worries.
Me: Justin, you look like a Beatle.
Random Girl: Wait, are you dating Rick?
::Insert 3.5 seconds of shocked silence::
Me and Lillis: WHAT?!?! NO!!!!
Me: What�what�what�what�
Lillis: We�re going inside now. Go in the door. We�re going inside, we are not talking about this, we�re going inside, let�s go�