Part 41
Mysticmoon13 [1:31 AM]: candy canes?
Decayingwounds1 [1:31 AM]: sugar.................
Decayingwounds1 [1:33 AM]: odds n ends, gold circle, fays
Mysticmoon13 [1:33 AM]: super duper
Mysticmoon13 [1:34 AM]: mc'crory's was the best. remember that talking parrot?
Decayingwounds1 [1:34 AM]: that shit was scary�you could see its skull
Mysticmoon13 [1:35 AM]: my mom was saying the other day about how my grandma would park our strollers in front of it and go do her shopping. So I think that the fact we were babysat by a talking parrot is a major factor in our insanity
Decayingwounds1 [1:35 AM]: we�re just like Jay and silent bob
Decayingwounds1 [1:38 AM]: my face peeled off just now
Mysticmoon13 [1:38 AM]: tape it back on.
Mysticmoon13 [3:54 PM]: k
Decayingwounds1 [3:55 PM]: evin
Mysticmoon13 [3:55 PM]: you�re a weird person.
Decayingwounds1 [3:55 PM]: I�m a weird one
Decayingwounds1 [3:55 PM]: I eat rice�lots
Im Just Chillen [11:18 PM]: hey, i got a joke for ya
Im Just Chillen [11:18 PM]: How do you make Holy Water?
Mysticmoon13 [11:18 PM]: boil the hell out of it.
Im Just Chillen [11:18 PM]: damn�u ruined it
Beth: I need a cigarette.
Me: You can�t, he�ll kill us if we smoke in his car.
Beth: He also said that he would kill us if we crashed his car, too, but that didn�t stop us, now did it?
Me: Well, I suppose we could go out in a blaze of glory.
Me: Did you know that your daughter sleeps with a gourd?
Beth: I told you she was weird.
Jaime: I�m trying to go to sleep and I�ve got my teddy bear and everything and all I can think of is how someone can sleep with a pumpkin.
Beth: Did you run into Bill?
Me: No.
Beth: Good�I was afraid you would attack him or something.
Me: Oh, I wouldn�t have�no�yes, I would have.
Decayingwounds1 [2:43 AM]: ass
Mysticmoon13 [2:43 AM]: ho!
Decayingwounds1 [2:46 AM]: ASS
Decayingwounds1 [2:46 AM]: ASS
Decayingwounds1 [2:46 AM]: ass
Mysticmoon13 [2:47 AM]: ho ho ho
Mysticmoon13 [2:47 AM]: merry Christmas
Mysticmoon13 [2:49 AM]: you're a weird one.
Decayingwounds1 [2:50 AM]: mr grinch
chandra161: There are two boys. They're both adorable (but one is a little bit MORE than adorable). They live in Australia. They're both famous. They're both paying attention to me (but one is doing a little bit MORE than paying attention to me). And they're best friends. And I'm confused.
scaryglowworm13: only you could take a normal persons problem and make it inter-continental.
Katy: Shut up, I�m with people from school!!!
Rick: Um�ok�
Me: Seems like we should have been given that warning a little earlier.
Rick: Seriously.
Bernie: We�re not poor!!! We�re broke!
Mysticmoon13 [12:58 AM]: i told you so.
Decayingwounds1 [12:59 AM]: i hate you
Mysticmoon13 [12:59 AM]: i know.
Molly: Please tell me that when Dad said you were doing you hair, he meant dying it.
Me: No, Mol, I am just that much of a Valley Girl that I couldn�t answer the phone cuz I was too busy combing my hair. (silence.) I didn�t want to get dye on the receiver, damnit!
Rick: Ok, so how about we have my party on the 28th.? What day of the week is that?
Me: Tuesday.
Rick: Oh, that is so perfect.
Me: Have you seen the new Jose Cuervo ad? �Because you can�t rewind the night� is the tag line.
scaryglowworm13: i've been nice
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.
Pastor Jon: Jesus is the reason for the season.
Me: Actually�
Mom: SHUT UP.