| Stupid Things Part 40 |
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| "We have to buy CORN!"~Jen "Nicole, why is the jeep tipping over?"~Brig "Jen calls me Smokey."~Nicole "Well then, here's to SMokey and the Bandits!"~Jaime "Jen, that tent you brought for us?"~Brig "Yeah?"~Jen "Christina just tied it to a tree cuz there's no stakes for it."~Jaime "I'm sleeping in my car."~Nicole "I'm going home to watch wrestling."~Nicole "I need to find a FUCKING PHONE."~Jaime "No, little man, YOU need to listen to ME!"~Jen "Let's put pepperoni and lucky charms around thier campsite."~Jaime "A groundhog attacked me!"~Brig "SKUNK!"~Jen, Jaime, Nicole, Christina, Brig "HELP!"~Brig "WHAT?"~Jen "I LOST MY FUCKING SHOE!"~Brig "You are really truly cursed, aren't you?"~Christina "This ALWAYS happens when I'm vacationing with you."~Brig "Somebody left a box of cookies out, and last night, THERE WAS A FUCKING MOUNTAIN LION!!!"~Jen "Whoops?"~Will "There's a chipmunk in my Captain Crunch"~Brig "Chris is being chased by a rabid racoon."~Jaime "BRIGID LOVES WI--oh, hello, Officer."~Jen "Let's do this again next year."~Christina "NO."~Jaime, Brig, Jen, Nicole "12 hours from now i will be enroute to Allegheny...and probably 24 hours from now I will be enroute to Attica state prison for attempted manslaughter of one Nicholas V. Mason."~Brig "Who eats pizza from a gas station?"~Me "We do."~Andy, Will, Steve "Irene, get your naked boyfriend off the roof of the car."~Jaime "Where's Prick...err...Nick?"~Brig "Went home."~Will "Pity."~Brig "I WIN!!!"~Will ::me and steve look at each other and then chase him with lawn chairs:: "Shh...I don't want to awake the Beast."~Will "Jaime, Will called you 'the Beast'"~Brig "WILLIAM. COME. HERE. NOW."~Jaime "The bathroom is a mile from the cabin."~Jaime "Piss on a tree. Oh, wait, you can�t do that."~Nick "You just did 150 past a state trooper!!! WHY ARENT YOU SLOWING DOWN???"~Me "Cuz i just did 150 past a state trooper, and we now have very little to lose."~Steve "Steve, where are we?"~Brig "Uh...Pennsylvania?"~Steve "I don't want to go camping with that guy!!! This is too much of a hassle!!! Oh, fuck this. Let's put on my play instead."~Brig "Sounds good."~Jaime "It's April. We need to have planned the trip to Allegheny, like, last week. If we go to Adirondacks, that needs to be planned last week too. Of course, you know that by last week, I mean six months ago."~Jaime "Why do I have a very bad feeling about this?"~Jaime "Because it wouldn't be a camping trip without it."~Me Im Just Chillen [4:06 AM]: so what did u do tonite Mysticmoon13 [4:07 AM]: eh nothing, really. painted ornaments for christmas, watched spiderman 2 with my dad, took my sister out for ice cream. Im Just Chillen [4:07 AM]: AWWWWWWW, I WANNA WATCH SPIDERMAN 2 ITS NO FAIR!!!! Me: We have chocolate pie. Kevin: THERE'S PIE?!?! Todd: NOOOOOOOO BRIGID STOP IT!!!! STOP TEMPTING HIM WITH PIE!!!! ...damn i want some pie... |
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