Part 39
Jaime: I know. I really want to yell "TIMMMMMMY!"
Jaime: OMG that's the guy from my bank.
Me: OMG that's the bouncer.
Jaime: We need to leave now.
Jaime: I called Andy and told him I was out with you two. He sounded worried.
Me: He has every reason to be.
Me: Why can I just see Andy sitting up at the front window all night watching for your car to pull in the driveway?
Steve: I'm going to Jen's tonight.
Me: Oh god, he'll start calling the morgues.
Jaime's mom: Don't drink and dial.
Katy: Why are they all looking at me weird?
Me: Because Sam is not Duffy.
Katy: Mrs. Hannon, the only way I am marrying into this family is through your daughter.
Mysticmoon13 [3:35 AM]: ask him.
Shortcake5783 [3:37 AM]: That'll b a fun topic 2 bring up...by the way, u didnt secretly fall in love with me in the last 3 years, did u?
Mysticmoon13 [3:37 AM]: wtf?
Mysticmoon13 [3:37 AM]: not to my knowledge, no.
Mysticmoon13 [3:37 AM]: once again.....wtf?
Shortcake5783 [3:39 AM]: Asking him that...love ya babe but if wat happened on that trampoline was some sort of longtime fantasy come tru...
Mysticmoon13 [3:40 AM]: ::stares blankly at computer in confusion::
Mysticmoon13 [3:40 AM]: what the hell are you talking about?
Shortcake5783 [3:42 AM]: Asking tim if he has been harboring some strange kind of obsession 4 me and the awkwardness of it
Mysticmoon13 [3:43 AM]: i...so tired...very confused.
Molly: You should have known better�you led us to those pictures�
Mr. V: NO�you chose to make it biological and YOU asked me for advice and I said that maybe�
Molly: Yeah, whatever. The point is, we have your high school photo.
Mr. V: Oh, this is very bad.
Molly: Why did he threaten us with our bad pictures when we mentioned the high school photo?
Me: I don�t know. He should have known better�King Jim of the Cheetah People�
Molly: I just want to run back in there and scream �WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?�
Me: It would be ironic if the window was open right now.
Molly: Oh god, it is.
Me: DRIVE. Drive the car now!!!
Me: We have hit a new low. Or a new high. However you want to look at it.
Jaime: She�s crazy.
Andy: Well, I�m real glad we didn�t bond over the summer.
Lexie�s T-Shirt: Rick is stupid. Throw rocks at him.
scaryglowworm13: "from the makers of ramen noodles: i cant afford dinner!"
Shortcake5783: From the makers of ept ill never drink again
scaryglowworm13: a slogan for walmart: "lettuce and guns, aisle 4."
scaryglowworm13: molly is lecturing me on behaving around will at the party, as tho i am a petulant child who would drown him in taco dip
scaryglowworm13: and while the thought has crossed my mind, i am not that evil.
Shortcake5783: Well we wouldnt drown him but it would suck 2 get chicken wing dip outta his long ass hair maybe hdd have 2 cut it
Doug: Hey, my name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it.
Rosencrantz161: LOL. Hey, we are the shiny pennies in the big pond of life.
scaryglowworm13: excellent. then all the people who think they�re big fish in said pond can try to eat us, and we can choke them to death.
scaryglowworm13: so he must die, because he is a petty child.
Rosencrantz161: Oh, if only we could murder all petty children! Then you could decapitate him and I could disembowel Justin and then we'd all sing "It's a Small World!" while skipping across Delaware Park.
scaryglowworm13: what doesn�t kill you makes you stronger.
dramaqueen1134: UNLESS IT'S POLIO!!!!!!!!
Im Just Chillen [3:55 AM]: wait....my character cries????? You said you'd never tell anyone about that!!!!!!!
Mysticmoon13 [3:55 AM]: I said I�d never tell anyone about nick or Kevin crying either, and see where that�s getting y'all?
shortlilsqueeks [5:13 PM]: but then you'll just continue to think about what might have been
Mysticmoon13 [5:13 PM]: well, after 6 years of that, I�ve come to think of it as part of who I am