Part 38
Kevin: See, you're in a sailboat, and Brigid, Brigid is in a battleship. And you either need to drop an anchor or speed up cuz, bro...she's gaining on you.
Kevin: Ok, see, I�m the catcher and you�re the pitcher and you�re sending the pitches but the batter's just getting hit with balls. So I say you just walk him and see who�s up at bat next.
Me: But then who's going to be at bat next, dumbass??
Kevin: Dennis, who�s been on deck for the past 6 years.
Kevin: Don't worry; it�s bulletproof. Sure I told Steve but how�s Kara going to find out?
Me: Where does Steve live?
Kevin: Downstairs from Mike. Ooh. Ok, but come on, what are the chances he'll tell Mike? I mean who is he going to tell besides Jaime...who might tell Nick who talks to Kara occasionally...or worse, his brother Kevin, who talks to Kara often and knows Dan. Or worse, Robbie.
Me: This is the exact opposite of bulletproof.
Im Just Chillen [2:51 PM]: how come u always have such depressing messages on ur away message
Mysticmoon13 [2:51 PM]: cuz im depressed?
Mike: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: "Ummm..."
Mike: "Ok, tomorrow then?"
Me: "Ummm...."
Mike: "SATURDAY?!"
Me: "Maybe lunch..."
Joanne: Don�t do anything I wouldn�t do...wait, scratch that...be a good girl and make him work for it...
Me: Boys are stupid.
Joe: Don't I know...go for the girls, leave the guys to me.
Me: You rock.
Joe: I know.
Me: It�s�spotless!
Kevin: Well, you were coming...and it's been 2 weeks and I do clean on occasion, you know. In fact I only picked up a little, it was pretty good before.
Me: I should go away more often.
Kevin: No. No, you shouldn�t.
Dan: Without you here, we could barely take care of ourselves.
Me: Oh, how I adore caring for two fully grown men�
Kevin: Is that a joke?
Nick: What are you guys up to?
Me: SSDD. We're sitting on the bed bitching.
Nick: That's all u guys ever do.
Me: You should talk.
clementine177: this may sound strange but did your friend nick used to work at OfficeMax?
clementine177: I was on your website looking at pics and he looks so familiar
scaryglowworm13: yes....
clementine177: omg
clementine177: that is so weird.
scaryglowworm13: yes. yes it is.
Auto Response from ktmirish: Is Brigid Hannon famous, yet?
SnowPrincessRoo [11:50 PM]: who got married?!
Mysticmoon13 [11:51 PM]: LURCH.
SnowPrincessRoo [11:51 PM]: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Mysticmoon13 [11:51 PM]: amen.
SnowPrincessRoo [11:51 PM]: WOAH
Mysticmoon13 [11:53 PM]: but, yeah...lurch is married. it is...bizarre.
SnowPrincessRoo [11:53 PM]: hmmm...interesting
SnowPrincessRoo [11:53 PM]: well, if he can we sure as hell will find someone
Mysticmoon13 [11:54 PM]: very good point.
scaryglowworm13: I got GS cookies though
Shortcake5783: Damn u
scaryglowworm13: I heart samoas.
Shortcake5783: Well I�d heart them 2 but I don�t have any. Bitch
Me: Weird.
Dad: What?
Me: Jaime�s phone just emailed me.
Jaime: "When we get drunk, I just end up talking too much, you two end up with your tongues in other peoples mouths."
Steve: "EXCUSE ME?"
Me: "Honey, I think you can count yourself among that group as well. Who here made out with an entire band in one evening? Not us."
Steve: "Wait...who was on the trampoline? ::me and Jaime give him big fake smiles:: OH MY GOD."
Me: "You can tell when Steve's drunk because he loses his shirt and his eyes bug out."
Me: "Oh my god, James, look...the singer in that band is totally you in 20 years..."
Jaime: "B...that guy looks like Michael Keaton."
Me: "Batman???"