Part 37
Julia: "Are you ok?"
Me: "Yes."
Julia: "Really?"
Me: "Yes! Can't you tell! This is my happy face!!!!!!!"
Julia: "Ok..."
Me: "God this hurts!! Why do people smile??"
chandra161: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST TYPE!?!!
scaryglowworm13: i (officially) know nothing.
scaryglowworm13: so you know nothing. i have said nothing. there is nothing.
chandra161: I know nothing. I seriously know nothing.
scaryglowworm13: if I get one more frog faced totem pole chain letter or dying Wal-Mart shopper with a son in the army letter, ill scream.
AOL: You�ve got mail!
scaryglowworm13: Goddamnit grandma!!!!!!!!! I just got a "birth of a humming bird" email.
chandra161: Remember that assault is a federal crime
chandra161: Jail time = Bad.
chandra161: BAD, BRIGGY!
scaryglowworm13: ::pout:: but i...i...i do hate her!
scaryglowworm13: And I LIED about it!!
scaryglowworm13: now i have to kill her and destroy any evidence...
scaryglowworm13: ok i am aware my logic with this is not right....
chandra161: Don't bother lying. Just be like, "I WANT TO KILL HER AND MULTILATE HER BROKEN CORPSE! AIIIIIIIE!"
Im Just Chillen: hey, i just thought id let u know, u probably wont hear from me for about eh.....3 weeks because the new grand theft auto game is commin out 2marrow and im not gunna sleep ever so dont think im avoiding u
Todd: Kill Kill KILL!!!!!
Nick: That�s not a person, it�s a dead body!
Nick: Oh, these faces are really cool� OH MY GOD ITS ALIVE ::falls to floor::
Me: You know, this is like our 25th haunted house. I can�t tell if that�s cool or pathetic.
Kevin: I�m thinking a little of both.
Katy: I definitely like gay sex better.
Katy: I HATE HER I HATE HER WE MUST KILL HER OOOHHH I AM SO ANGRY I HATE HER!!
Me: You done?
Katy: Yeah.
Jaime: What I don�t know could fill the Grand Canyon.
Me: I�m going to go home and take a shower, and wipe don my keyboard with alcohol swabs.
Me: I can see it now: �How do you feel about bathtubs?�
Jaime: Oh my god�.::laughs hysterically::
Me: What?
Jaime: Nothing, it just�sounded dirty.
Lillis: It�s unrealistic to assume that a cow�s stomach could hold napalm. What if he lit a cigarette?
Me: Cuz cows smoking is so totally natural.
Katy: She seemed nice today.
Me: BLASPHEMY!
Me: Holy shit, I lost my ring!
Kevin: I knew this was coming. The whole time I was waiting for it. Some stupid drama like this was just going to happen. It was all just a matter of when.
Me: All the lights are on, and his car isn�t there. That�s odd.
Todd: If I were him, I�d be out at a bar getting too shit-faced to drive right now.
Random woman: What a cute costume she has�oh and look, mom�s dressed up too! And so is dad!!!
Kevin: Um�we�re�um�
Me: See�uh�um�
Kevin: Uhh�
Me: Ummm�..
Bernie: let�s go to the next house.
Kevin: Ok�
Me: Uh-huh�well, eighth grade must�ve been a really rough year, huh?
Doug: Put on your best dress, light up a cigarette�EAT YOUR BREAKFAST!
Me: I�ll be the official wing separator. �Help, I�m caught on the wall! Help, I�m caught on the chair!!! Help, I�m caught on Doug�wait�come back and help me in an hour!!!�
SnowPrincessRoo: I�m sorry the map failed us
scaryglowworm13: now i must move to Mexico.
ktmirish: our country is going to be run by the cast of the 700 club
scaryglowworm13: if you hired an electrician to screw in light bulbs, and instead, he ATE them, would he get to keep his job? probably not.
ktmirish: you can't reason with the cattle