Stupid Things
Part 36
Me:  Put on jeans and a t-shirt just like you do everyday and come get me!
Rick:  I don�t always wear t-shirts, you know.
Me:  You do too.  It�s all I ever see you in.
Rick: Liar!
Me:  You do too.
Rick:  Liar!
Me:  You do too.
Rick: Liar!
Me:  You do too.
Rick:  Liar!
Me:  SHUT UP!
Rick:  I wear a button down shirt sometimes.  Occasionally I wear sleeves.

Lillis:  So.  I hear I�ve been cut from the play.
Me:  Um�
Lillis:  And you gave my signature part to JUSTIN.
Me:  Um�
Rick:  What�s your signature part?
Me and Lillis:  Finding Bill�s pants.

Lillis:  Oh.  You just missed Victoria.
Me:  Didn�t you tell her I was here?
Lillis:  I forgot.
Me:  You were JUST in here!!!!
Lillis:  Sorry.
Me:  You�re getting me back for writing you out of the play, aren�t you?
Lillis:  Perhaps.

(In reference to Mortal Kombat)
Rick: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!   I�ve killed myself!!!
Me:  HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!  You couldn�t even give me the satisfaction of killing you!!
Rick:  No, I couldn�t!!!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me:  I HATE YOU!!!  I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!  I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Rick:  NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!!!!
Lillis:  You know, if this keeps up, someone�s going to call about a domestic dispute.

LordImoevi: all this time I thought your screen name was about a glow in the dark condom
scaryglowworm13: what??  no!!!
LordImoevi: Well I heard you liked bananas.
scaryglowworm13: SO NOT FUNNY.

scaryglowworm13: i think youre evil.
LordImoevi: I think you shouldn't tell me incriminating stuff like that.

scaryglowworm13: as kevin always told me "rockstars dont grow up."
larmo disco bean: no maam
larmo disco bean: never

scaryglowworm13: you have to follow a very strict "look but dont touch" rule.  think you could handle that?
larmo disco bean: only till about 11 pm or so
larmo disco bean: then its outta my hands

larmo disco bean: awwwwwwwww
scaryglowworm13: stop that.  There�s a rule.

Rick:  I have never been wrong.
Me:  You have too.
Rick:  When? 
Me:  The night I claimed your Right to be Right card.
Rick:  Ok, mistakes were made�

scaryglowworm13: what is WRONG with the male species?  what is it that makes them inherent JACKASSES????
Im Just Chillen: ummmmmmmm..........women?

scaryglowworm13: were a goddamend tetrahedron.
chandra161: Now that's just hilarious.

JimBob8764 [11:41 PM]:  heh.  Why do I get the image of you typing and her behind you yelling for you to get out of her way, :-D
Mysticmoon13 [11:41 PM]:  cuz your a dumbass and that's totally not what�s happening?
JimBob8764 [11:42 PM]:  Well aren't you just a sweet little angel?

scaryglowworm13: i've never known any group of friends that fight so much.
JimBob8764: well, you're wrong
scaryglowworm13: see what im saying?

JimBob8764: Oh yeah! Knockin' boots with Victoria! HOT. H-O-T.

scaryglowworm13: it was very weird...it was like the quadrangle had become some sort of dodecahedron.
JimBob8764: I don't even want to think what shape a dodecahedron is
scaryglowworm13: lol...20?
JimBob8764: ahhh!!!
JimBob8764: that's the entire freakin' cast of Rocky!!!

Mysticmoon13 [7:48 PM]:  HE WONT GO AWAY 
VocalMistress16 [7:48 PM]:  haha: "you're not going to get rid of him for a long time"
Mysticmoon13 [7:48 PM]:  not funny.
Mysticmoon13 [7:48 PM]:  but so true.

Rick:  I bought a cinnamon bun.  I had to tell someone.
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