Part 34
Me: Is anyone here NOT looking at the fiddle players ass??
Doug: I got you to say Kevin! I am awesome!
Me: We are so incredibly not friends anymore.
Doug: I�m trapped in a game that takes nine years to complete.
Doug: Why, what�s the deal with you and Nick?
Me: Honey, have you MET me and Nick?
Doug: Anybody want some deliciously terrible mashed potatoes?
Doug: I�ll bring my horribly good mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving dinner.
Me: I can just see it now. You�ll have kids, and they�ll say �Dad, do you have any funny drunken stories from when you were young?� And you�ll stare at them for a moment, give them my phone number, and ask them to find out what they were for you.
Doug: Did I really try to get a transvestite to be in the next music video?
Me: Yes. And you tried to drive Steve�s car, half naked, with the seat covered in glass.
Doug: Wow.
Me: You had to be restrained with a hockey stick.
Jaime: Hi. My name is Doug. Will you be my friend?
Jaime: Well, you know how it is�28 days later�
Doug: Heeheehee�You picked Nick.
Me: You seem surprised.
Doug: C�mon, you know I�d treat you right.
Me: Shut up.
ktmirish [6:10 PM]: if i didn't have lab yesterday i would have infiltrated the young republicans meeting
Nick�s web page: Nicholas Mason has grown up with sticks in his hand...
Molly: Doug or Harry Potter?
JimBob8764: where the fuck have you been!?
Me: Pot. Kettle. Black.
JimBob8764: I've been replaced as ride bitch by Sam.....
JimBob8764: I've been calling left and right, and I got nothing. BAH!!!
scaryglowworm13: ::stares blankly at screen::
JimBob8764: what?
scaryglowworm13: who did you call? the operator?
JimBob8764: you!!
JimBob8764: and Katy
scaryglowworm13: i understand the never ending battle of trying to reach Ms. Duval, but I have an answering machine, u know.
JimBob8764: I don't believe in answering machines
scaryglowworm13: are you the dumbass who keeps hanging up?
JimBob8764: I apologize.
scaryglowworm13: you are infuriating, you know that, right?
JimBob8764: yes, I am, but still right
JimBob8764: you only get angry and yell damnit when you know I�m right
scaryglowworm13: damnit. ...I do.
scaryglowworm13: wow. I�ve missed arguing with you.
JimBob8764: I know
JimBob8764: me too
JimBob8764: Do you not remember me and Schaber destroying that bottle of vodka?
JimBob8764: oh wait, you don't
larmo disco bean: he was supposed to pay rent
larmo disco bean: instead he blew it with his gf of whom he cheats on constantly
scaryglowworm13: hey, don�t u have a gf you cheat on constantly and aren�t you always broke as well?
larmo disco bean: yes I am broke...however I do own this house and pay my bills
larmo disco bean: I don�t mooch off of people
larmo disco bean: and i see a girl or 2�but they aren�t girlfriends
scaryglowworm13: ah. ok then.
scaryglowworm13: you owe me six bucks
larmo disco bean: well love, im outy.
Me: Did Doug just use the word �outy?�
Katy: SHE'S GOING TO JAIL!!!
Jaime: �I�m optimistic and like to make new friends!� No. I�m cynical, and you�re creepy.