Stupid Things
Part 33
chandra161: This is the list of musicals that Ben picked for next year: merrily we roll along, pippin, parade, aida, little shop, sweet charity
scaryglowworm13: picked for what?
chandra161: Next year's CT musical.
scaryglowworm13: ::glances at aida::  picked for what?

chandra161: Wow. Lillis is, erm, drunk.
scaryglowworm13: i am aware of this.
scaryglowworm13: TomLillisLives: Right now, intoxicants and the soundtrack to Wicked are making me happy.
chandra161: Yeah, it frightens me.

scaryglowworm13: you do realize that you are pleading a case in defense of an away message, right?

scaryglowworm13: i was thinking I�d be Hermione Granger for my sister�s birthday party.  I�ve already got the uniform anyway.
TomLillisLives: Hmmmm.
TomLillisLives: You could go even more complex.
TomLillisLives: Latex make-up.
TomLillisLives: Scare the shit out of the children.
TomLillisLives: Yes, you know where I'm going with this:
TomLillisLives: Voldemort.
scaryglowworm13: LOL
scaryglowworm13: i would, if my grandparents were not old people with weak hearts.
TomLillisLives: Dammit.
TomLillisLives: That would be awesome, though.
TomLillisLives: Children fleeing every which way...

Rick:  I�m right.
Me:  No!  No, you�re wrong.
Rick:  I�m sooooooo right.
Me:  You�re soooooo wrong!!!!!!!
Rick:  I�m right, and you know it.
Me:  AHHH�.I hate you!!!!!!
Rick:  Oh, c�mon, you love me and you know it.
Me:  DAMNIT. 
Rick:  See?
Me:  Always got to play that ace card, don�t you?

Mom:  Brig�phone for you.
Me:  This had better not be anyone who will make me want to scream.
Mom:  Er�it�s Rick.
Me:  Ha.  Funny.  Ha.

Katy:  Well, no, I said that she's "just friends" with him just like in the sense that my best friend Emily is in love with her friend and is "just friends" with his friend, and he said 'what?' and I said �God, I miss Brigid.�

Andy:  OOH!  A bear!

Andy:  Da da da ARMADILLO!

scaryglowworm13: he is Satan.
chandra161: Satan is an anagram for Santa.
scaryglowworm13: yes, cuz when I think Justin Schaber, I think jolly old St. Nicholas.
scaryglowworm13: more like creepy old child molester.
chandra161:  Yay ERM!

Me:  I�ll need a double occupancy room�no, no roommate.  The other bed?  Well, that�s where Sybil sleeps�

Me:  He�s got that smile and nod thing down to a science.
Katy:  He�s like a bobble-head.
Me:  That would be cool, if we could actually get a bobble-head that looked like him.
Katy:  That would be awesome.
Me:  Or, we could superglue his ass to my dashboard.
Katy:  HAHAHAHA�one big bobble-head�
Me:  Course, we�d need some duct tape.
Katy:  Lord knows we can�t have him talking.
Me:  Precisely.
Katy:  Or singing.
Me:  Hey, I like when he sings�
Katy:  Oh, why??  That makes me sad.  Like, really sad�Could you please get a crush-y on someone less obnoxious?

Katy:  What a hoot.

Me:  Haven�t you met our friends?  Sybil and Emily Hoot?

Katy: GOD, I�m clever.

Katy:  You know how you said you�d do anything to make me happy?  Yeah, well, I�m going to need you to fuck ___ like it�s your job.
Me:  What�the�hell�

Sam: It�s been two weeks.  What are we doing this weekend?
Katy:  Hahaha.
Sam:  Seriously. Something Irish.  Call Brigid.

hornyculture: What's cookin' good lookin'?
Prinncessblossom:I want a baby
hornyculture: This IS Jaime...isn't it?

Brig613 :WHAT DID YOU DO????
hornyculture: WHY DOES JAIME WANT A BABY?!?!?!?!
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