Part 32
TomLillisLives: Mutual lack of sobriety.
scaryglowworm13: you kno when alcoholics say that they have that one moment where they know they hit rock bottom???? that was my moment.
TomLillisLives: Yes. Maybe it's time to become a friend of Bill and start going to meetings.
scaryglowworm13: ...one day at a time...
TomLillisLives: I am going to wait for him to fall asleep.
TomLillisLives: And then I am going to off the bitch. :P
scaryglowworm13: excellent...
scaryglowworm13: wait....i thought you had a rule about killing people that you need money from...
TomLillisLives: I'll sell his fucking bike. :P
TomLillisLives: And the organs I don't destroy when I beat him to death.
scaryglowworm13: you tell anyone and I�ll come to NYC and force you to go out in public in sweatpants.
chandra161: Fine, fine. I won't tell anyone.
chandra161: Ew. Sweatpants.
scaryglowworm13: PINK sweatpants.
chandra161: EWWWW. I definitely won't tell anyone now.
TomLillisLives: Rick, who holds his liquor like a popped balloon holds air.
"YOU WERE NOT PART OF THE BRITISH INVASION!"~Victoria
"Are you sure?"~Andy
"You like football.....and beer! And.....other gross American things!"~Victoria
"But because I'm an alien, the only station I received was BBC! Muaahaha, I win!!"~Andy
"So it's....."~Katy
"Huge...."~Victoria
"And shiny...."~Katy
"And it has that vibration to it..."~Victoria
"ARE YOU GUYS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE BIKE?!"~Justin
"Hi!"~Katy
"Uh...hello"~Karl
"I'm Katy, I've heard a lot about you."~Katy
"Oh...you're...?"~Karl
"Victoria's girlfriend."~Katy
::dead silence::
"Katy...lets go shower"~Victoria
"OK! Well it was really nice meeting you!"~Katy
"What the fuck?!"~Karl
"Magenta...you and your bro-, sis-, bro-, sis?"~Andy
"Am I a....?"~Katie
"Is she a....?"~Andy
"We're gonna stick with the term 'transgendered.' ~Victoria
"Did you just order a cheeseburger with no pickels on it? Because I always order a cheesburger with no pickels on it. I just don't like pickels."~Billy
Me: I feel like I have to tell him, though�we kind of promised that we wouldn't keep secrets from each other...
Katy: Well, that promise is broken already, now isn't it?
Katy: If I ask for cake, I expect it.
Me: We�ve got the fork marks on our hands to prove it.
Me: So, who�s gonna be Jesus today?
scaryglowworm13: honey, you�re in NYC�ENOUGH with the Nichols boys�
Auto response from chandra161: On the bright side, who here believes in love at first sight? Or maybe second or third.
scaryglowworm13: i believe in love at first sight!! but...he was gay. i believe in love at second sight!!!! but...he was insane. i believe in love at third sight!!!!!!!! but...he was rick.
so no. fuck love. love is a bitch.
Me: Sometimes I wish I could make a food product where the only direction on the box was �Cook me.�
Me: [It] is out of control.
Katy: So call ___.
Me: WHAT?
Katy: WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?!?! Someone else must be on the line, who would say such a thing, how uncalled for, JESUS......yeah, so call___.
Rick: Katy, did you just choose dessert over sex?
Aquila: We are soooo fighting.
Katy: But�but�it�s Oreo cheesecake!!!!!!
chandra161 [1:41 AM]: You know, you could use one of those cute pet names...like his first name...
Doug: Wait�which girl was she? Why can�t I remember any of their names! Or faces, for that matter�
Jaime: How many people HAVE you slept with?
Doug: Er�four??
Me: Today?
Doug: I just always assumed you weren�t interested in that.
Jaime: In what? Getting laid?
Me: Well, considering that I told you to drop dead the first time you hit on me, I can see where you would get that impression�