Part 30
Mysticmoon13 [3:42 PM]: lets put it this way: i would be lying if i said "he's a nice young gentleman and i am thrilled that you have found one another."
VocalMistress16 [3:43 PM]: I don't like greasy slimeballs!!
Mysticmoon13 [3:43 PM]: you dont?
chandra161 [1:58 AM]: I told you guys when this started. A close friendship when you're all in love with each other and not reciprocating in a foursome = bad idea.
Lillis: I�m sorry, but my need for funds takes precedent over your need to destroy him.
Lillis: And I am stopping the clock at�39 minutes, 35 seconds, and 89 milliseconds. We lapped our estimated time of arrival thrice.
Me: Because you�re a dumbass.
Rick: I am not!!!!
Me: You are.
Rick: Define dumbass.
Me: Lacking common sense.
Rick: I am a dumbass.
Me: Rick�it�s a triangle with a ride bitch. Accept that.
Rick: Yes, I�ll buy you dinner. You just have to promise you�ll love me forever.
Me: Oh, you already know I will�damn it.
dramaqueen1134: and hes like AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IF HE DIDNT USE PROTECTION?
dramaqueen1134: OMG YOU GUYS FOOLED AROUND THIS IS GOING TO DESTROY YOUR FRINEDSHIP
scaryglowworm13: wait�hold the fuck up.......
scaryglowworm13: cuz, u kno, you and Rick have never fooled around in any degree.....
scaryglowworm13: ok just had to say that, continue...
dramaqueen1134: and im like hinting to him that I want him to take me to get tested for pregnancy
dramaqueen1134: omg brigid i just sent that last IM to Dan Lesniak
Celtica203: Way to be pregnant, Katy.
dramaqueen1134: did i just cry out an organ?
scaryglowworm13: its not your kidney.
scaryglowworm13: better an organ than an orgasm.
Lillis: This was my thought process. I thought of Halo, and then I started humming the music from it. Then I thought of Master Chief from Halo, which lead me to think that Master Chief has really big guns. Then I thought, I bet Master Chief could kill Rick�s girlfriend quite easily.
Victoria: BLAH BLECH UGH EW GAG ERG AH BLAHG�
Rosencrantz161 [7:33 PM]: If the police ask, I knew nothing about it.
Sam: I swear that if I hadn�t known we still had to pick you up that night, I would have sworn you were already in the car.
Me: I know, Sam. You�re like the fifth person to point this out to me.
Me: AHH!
Katy: What?
Me: Kristen picked up the phone.
Katy: Let me talk to her.
Me: You can�t.
Katy: Why? What did you do?
Me: What do you think I did??? I HUNG THE FUCK UP.
Katy: I have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend now.
Me: So it�s a good day.
Me: Wait�did I just kiss Sam?
Me: Katy, get off me.
Katy: Why?
Me: Cuz I have a Guinness in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and you molesting me�And I got Aunt Peg and Grandma looking right at me.
Me: The woman standing behind me is a friend of my aunts.
Katy: Oh god, they sent spies!!!!
Me: If Duff were here, I think this would sufficiently kill him.
Katy: Did I tell you Duffy got a pickup truck?
Dad: Can we not talk about Duffy while I�m driving the two of you during a rain storm? Thanks.
Katy: Let�s call Kevin!
Katy: Let�s call Rick!
Katy: (speaking to Rick�s voicemail) Rick, honey, hi, It�s Brig and Katy and we�re at the Irish Festival... I just wanted to tell you that we are having an awesome time and you should have blown off work and come with us. And I want you to know that we both love you very much�but we hate your girlfriend. Bye!!
Me: I have called you over a dozen times in the past 2 days!
Katy: I know, she�s horrid, isn�t she?