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	Stupid Things Part 3

"Well, my lovely shallow ladies... put down your teen magazine and prepare for a dose of reality... her boobs are fake, her ass is airbrushed, that hair took 3 hours to do and it still looks like shit, and her face... is plastic, you'll never look like that, why would you want to... get over the boy bands, they're gay, no really, i asked... welcome yourself to reality by getting over your low psychie, come with me to burger king and i'll feed you real bad food and we'll talk about how good it is even though it cuts down ten years of our lives every time we take a bite.. i can feel the cholestorol building in my aorta... then you can watch me fold my garbage while i explain that sanity is not necessary for satisfaction of life, and how boring and confining 'normality' is... u in?"~Sahar "The ocean wants it's crabs back."~Rory "I just want to thank you for being incredible assholes."~Jaime "Sparkle my carrots."-Sahar "I think I'm annoying Will."~Jaime "Ah....so the tables have turned..."~Me "I AM NOT PAYING FOR BACON."~Jaime "William! Tiny sentences, short words."~Me "Zoloft and drinking are nothing...'I need fuckitall.'"~Nick "We go down, you know we're taking peices of other people with us."~Me "You are to be at her house at 9:30am."~Jaime "But they told me not til later."~Nick "They obviously are illiterate. 9:30."~Jaime "I was gonna trade my car for a real live pirana!"~Kevin "We be thuggin."~Me, Jaime, Erin, Kevin "It's times like this I wish I was a drug addict."~Me "Ice cream cures all."~Gonka "No...beer cures all."~Me "You don't fight the fight's worth fighting, you fight the fights that need to be fought."~Me "Damn. He makes Nick look like Mary Poppins."~Me "If someone gave you a brand new state of the art drum kit that you always wanted, but they wrapped it in newspaper, would you throw it away?"~Hmmm....who said that?? "I have an announcement to make...the water...IS WET."~Will "Ok. The fire is hot."~Will "Me man. Me make fire." ~Me, Jaime, Andy "Me woman. Me fix what man made."~Jaime "Why is that candle burning two flames...? Oh my god...its a moth...it's a moth and his head is on fire..."~Me "I'm the best at everything."~Nick "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"~Me, Andy, Will, Steve, Jaime "Jaime, you missed it. Nick broke the 'must keep pants on' rule."~Me "Already?! Nick! We've only been here 20 minutes!"~Jaime "My boot is stuck in Brigid."~Jessie "Brig, ever had a crusty hickie?"~Kate "Um...your ass is wet."~Jessie "I'm breaking up with Nick."~Me "But you're not even dating!!"~Jaime "I'm saving face."~Me "Goodness gracious, that ass is bodacious."~Jaime, Me, Kate, and Mr. Monotone-man. "I AM A TREE IN THE WIND!!!"~Me, Jaime, Kate, Will. "My point is..."~Will "That you're wrong."~Jaime "No, I'm saying that..."~Will "You're wrong."~Jaime "But.."~Will "You're wrong."~Jaime "You damn smurf!"~Jaime "This is weird."~Me "What?"~Mike H. "In the past two weeks you have unknowingly gone out with two people I know."~Me "Hmm."~Mike H. "There is no way you are getting rid of me."~Nick "Damn."~Me

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