Part 28
Bill: What shit? This play? Or acting in general?
chandra161: OH MY GOD. RALPH FIENNES IS PLAYING VOLDEMORT. YOU MUST BE FUCKING ME! OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.
scaryglowworm13: OH MY GOD are you serious?????
chandra161: YES. I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS�AND SIRIUS.
chandra161: That's actually sort of true. I can see you being a vicious, conniving bitch at Hogwarts. And like, molesting Draco Malfoy in broom closets�..j/k
scaryglowworm13: um. why the j/k? i would molest draco malfoy in a broom closet at any given chance
chandra161: Oh WOULDN'T WE ALL. :: Squirms :: Oh Draco Malfoy. You beautiful closeted homosexual.
scaryglowworm13: thats the downfall�but then theres snape�so he makes up for it
chandra161: Except for the fact that Snape bangs Draco on weekends�And Harry on Mondays and Wednesday.
scaryglowworm13: well in my book tuesdays and thursdays are hermione�..so friday night it is.
chandra161: Can I have Friday morning? Like before potions class but after breakfast?
Me: �When Victoria and I start talking about Harry Potter, it�s best just to run away. Someone�s bound to get hurt�or emotionally damaged.�
Me: �You are officially stripped of your right to be right. I am now always right.�
Me: �Aren�t you worried that Keela�s parents aren�t going to think that we�re here to say goodbye, but rather that we�re casing their house?�
Rick: �We could always just say that we�re homeless.�
Lillis: �Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?�
Me: �I hate you. So much.�
Rick: �I hate your guts. I hope you die.�
Rick: I am not miniature.
Me: When you look like a starving Ethiopian child, you are indeed miniature.
Rick: (under breath) I�m not miniature.
Rick: (on phone with Katy) Oh, don�t cry�where are we? We�re at Pano�s.
Lillis: Is she ok?
Rick: (on phone) I have hot chocolate, Tom is having a diet pepsi and chicken fingers, and Brig has a chocolate milkshake.
Me: She�s fine.
dramaqueen1134: my relationship with sam is not you and mike...its you and nick.
scaryglowworm13: no, babe. sam=me. mike=you.
dramaqueen1134: no! me=you sam=nick
dramaqueen1134: damnit
dramaqueen1134: DAMN IT
dramaqueen1134: IM MIKE AMICO
dramaqueen1134: ::DOES AQUILA SOB::
dramaqueen1134: mmmmmm alan rickman
scaryglowworm13: yum.
dramaqueen1134: RICKman
dramaqueen1134: i think thats interesting....
scaryglowworm13: SOOO NOT FUNNY
Kate P.: "Maybe it's in the sheets. You know that commercial about the bed sheets, with the whole 'you�re sleeping in body soil' thing?? Maybe it's like that. Maybe it's in the sheets..."
Me: Hey, did you know that there is nothing to do at 2am with a 19 year old? Even Canada is closed.
Kate P.: You could have gone to Putt-Putt.
Me: That�s not funny.
Sacred Ravenstar [4:00 PM]: I seriously hope he signs online, I need to pound him-er..talk to him
Sacred Ravenstar [4:02 PM]: BAH!
Mysticmoon13 [4:03 PM]: yes, i think "BAH!" sums it all up rather nicely.
Sacred Ravenstar [4:03 PM]: yes, and it need to be accompanied by the action of pounding a fist on a table top
Sacred Ravenstar [4:03 PM]: BAH! ::pound::
Mysticmoon13 [4:04 PM]: excellent.
Sacred Ravenstar [4:12 PM]: NO! Must....resist....TEMPTATION!
Sacred Ravenstar [4:12 PM]: don't let me do it!
Mysticmoon13 [4:12 PM]: well......um......i would do it. but im the devil.
Mysticmoon13 [4:13 PM]: so no...stop...dont....
Mysticmoon13 [4:16 PM]: just back away from the screenname and no one gets hurt...
Julia: Basically, the BSP is just like the Quad�minus all the sexual tension.
Jaime: What girl gave the rest of us such a bad rap that we have to think that we need makeup and cute outfits when around boys? I�m gonna find that bitch and throttle her.
Jaime: If you think that girls swearing is unattractive, then let me ask you this: When the fuck did chivalry die?
Dad: A gentleman always comes to the door. If he sits out there honking his horn, he had best be dropping something off. Cuz he�s sure as HELL ain�t picking anything up.