Stupid Things
Part 27
dramaqueen1134: briggy, I can�t believe you chose starving artist over being the pretty version of Dr. Phil

scaryglowworm13: ok.
dramaqueen1134: ok.
dramaqueen1134: ok?
scaryglowworm13: ::raises eyebrow in your general direction::
scaryglowworm13: ok.

Lillis: Damn it Victoria! You took away any possible aspect of revenge.

Lillis: Wait....if she's in charge of crew, then she's in charge of....oh....oh ho...Hahahahahaha....SHE'S IN CHARGE OF JESS......hahahahaha.....I don�t know what good you thought would come of this....."

xDuffpuckx: for the record hedges suck

Daino sempai [5:29 PM]:  just so you know, your other screenname sucks
Daino sempai [5:29 PM]:  and thats not chinese for hope, it's chinese from "frying pan" in your icon
Mysticmoon13 [5:32 PM]:  1. maybe i like frying pans.
Mysticmoon13 [5:32 PM]:  2. maybe i like sucky screen names.
Daino sempai [5:34 PM]:  hhahahaa
Daino sempai [5:34 PM]:  I have no witty retort.

JimBob8764: Ok, you've got the job.  Sorry, but the pay is pretty much nil, but it does come with having to put up with an annoying, tall Irish kid at all hours, along with these couple other weirdos from this group called the Quadrangle. Think you can handle it? :-D
scaryglowworm13: hmmm...I don�t know...I�ve heard about those quadrangle kids....and that annoying tall Irish one, too...apparently he�s quite the pain in the ass......eh, I�ll chance it.....:-)

dramaqueen1134: should we do it by me, so that we can just hop on the 290 and go to the galleria?
scaryglowworm13: well i figured it would be best if we did it somewhere near you that way Rick wouldn�t have to drive back to the city and we could just hop on the 290 and...I totally just read what you wrote....

Me:  OOH!! LOOK!!! CORN!!!!
Molly:  Let�s go run around in it!!!!!

Me:  Friends don�t let friends pee in corn.

Me:  Hey, look, the key to the bathroom has a fly swatter attached to it.  Perhaps it�s to kill the roaches. 

Jaime:  Oh my god�we actually found the end of Main St.
Molly: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Molly:  There are frogs everywhere.
Jaime: Is that what those are?
Me:  OOH! I want one!
Jaime:  We�re not looking to get you a new pet, Beij.
Molly:  They�re playing Frogger!!!!

Dorothy:  Oh, Chelsea, I�m so glad you could come; I haven�t seen you in so long.  (Hugs her, turns to me) BIRD!!! (High fives me)
Jaime:  Grandma�it�s your husbands funeral�

Me:  No one calls me Birdy anymore.
Jaime:  I know. But don�t tell that to Dorothy.

Priest: Dorothy saluted the soldiers in return to show her respect for them and her husband�
Me:  No, she saluted them cuz she�s Dorothy�
Chelsea:  And she does things like that.
Andy:  Shut up, we�re in church!
Chelsea:  Not my church.
Me: Clearly you didn�t go to high school with us.

Jaime:  To Joe:  May he rest in peace�until I get there!!

scaryglowworm13: ok i have to spell this appropriately:  "double u, tee, eff."

scaryglowworm13: ...
dramaqueen1134: dont dot dot dot me

Mom:  You know what the difference between Brigid and Bernie�s belief in fairies is?
Dad:  Yes.  Bernie believes in fairies.  Brigid is hangs out with fairies.

Dad: I must be blind.  Looking all over for this money and its right in front of me.  Washington is staring at me like �I�M OVER HERE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!�

chandra161: It came from our conversations about me having a certain interest in someone.
scaryglowworm13: and she thought it was Lillis??
chandra161: YES! I'm like, "OH SWEET GOD, NO."
scaryglowworm13: Cuz that�s so off base that it seems like jess should have worked it into that email�

Kate P.:  EVERYTHING is Bekki�s fault.

xDuffpuckx: in other news i got free boots

dramaqueen1134 [2:54 AM]: if this girl named Emily liked this boy but her ex boyfriend was his best friend, her best friend is his nemesis, and she just didn�t want a complicated relationship, and the guy DID NOT LIKE HER ANYWAY, what should this Emily girl do?
Mysticmoon13 [2:56 AM]: COME UP WITH SOME BETTER FAKE NAMES
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