Part 26
dramaqueen1134: I know, trust me
Mom: "You should move in with Molly!!"
Me: "Mom, you know, smoking crack is a very serious problem."
Bern: "Mom's been hitting the sauce."
Mom: "Did you teach your sister the phrase 'hitting the sauce'?!?!"
Molly: "You should move in!!!"
Me: "The body count would be unbearable...and just a question, but have you been selling crack to my mom?"
Katie: What do you think the healers are washing their hands in?
Me: Icy hot?
Katie: I�ll go if you go.
Me: Katie and I were never really all that good at the church type setting thing. Be grateful Duff and Sarah aren�t here.
Katie: She said there�s going to be a wedding in the family.
Me: NO. THERE ISN�T.
Aquila: Such anger, such animosity.
Me: I have a very strict �Andy Does Not Exist Cuz Its Illegal� policy.
chandra161: Jess really did try to kill Duval.
chandra161: She was like "Was it that obvious?" I'm like, "Erm . . . yeah."
scaryglowworm13: I hate girls.
scaryglowworm13: I only like girls who aren�t girly
chandra161: LOL. But the problem is . . . we ARE girls.
chandra161: And we do GIRLY things.
scaryglowworm13: no. I am a gay man trapped in a woman�s body.
scaryglowworm13: I do girly things, but somewhat manly girly things
chandra161: Um, psychics are never wrong
dramaqueen1134: no worries, if he gets too stupid, keys and i will take him out
dramaqueen1134: that wall in my basement is hollow for a reason :-)
scaryglowworm13: what
scaryglowworm13: was
scaryglowworm13: that.
dramaqueen1134: I
dramaqueen1134: don�t
dramaqueen1134: even
dramaqueen1134: know.
Grandma: Did she deck her yet?
Molly: Monkeys and koalas shouldn�t breed.
Mel: Hello, Sr. Mary.
Mary: Wow, news travels fast.
xDuffpuckx [2:02 PM]: trust me, i could always rationalize that eric's house was closer than katy's when we were on sheridan
Mysticmoon13 [2:13 PM]: u kno me...i need a plan, a script, a stage manager....
xDuffpuckx [2:13 PM]: yeah...loser
Mysticmoon13 [2:14 PM]: i kno.
xDuffpuckx [2:14 PM]: *inconspicous whistling*
scaryglowworm13: i choked on a gummi bear.
DackRendarck: do u need me to do the heimliche?
JimBob8764: I can see it now....."Damn you Brigid for not being a rowdy 21 year old on a saturday! Why aren't you out getting drunk or being hit on by strange men! Damn you!"
scaryglowworm13: i dont understand boys, matt.
DackRendarck: i dont understand girls, brig
dramaqueen1134: YOU NIT WIT!
dramaqueen1134: i just called you a 'nit wit'
dramaqueen1134: im seven
Aquila: When Rick was going on about how he can�t get scholarships cuz he doesn�t have a terminal illness, I swear to God I almost died.
Me: Yeah, about that�
Aquila: Her name was Duffy.
Me: ::chokes on apple juice.::
Aquila: Yeah�.about that�
Me: I didn�t have an imaginary friend. I had an imaginary community.
Aquila: I seriously thought your mom was Asian. Even my mother thought so.
Me: My mother�s last name is Hannon. Before that it was McDonald. Her mother�s maiden name was Dunham. There is no Yakamoto in there.