Part 25
dramaqueen1134 [7:46 PM]: I JUST READ YOUR BLURTY!!!!
Mysticmoon13 [7:46 PM]: THATS WHAT
Mysticmoon13 [7:35 PM]: i ate some chocolate pudding today.
Mysticmoon13 [7:36 PM]: that was my happiness high point
ImMadAtThat 24 [7:36 PM]: i like pudding
ImMadAtThat 24 [7:47 PM]: WOOOOSAAAAHHHHH
Mysticmoon13 [7:50 PM]: i hate conversations that start like this:
dramaqueen1134 [7:49 PM]: omg, did you talk to rick today?
Aquila: I'm mad at that.
Aquila: We're fighting.
Molly: BACK AWAY FROM THE STOVE!!!!
Me: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BITCH BEHIND THE CELL PHONE!!!
Me: Hey, mol...I was just wondering...what are you doing onThursday, cuz I was thinking that would be an appropriate day for your FUNERAL, CUZ I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! Call be back, babe, bye."
Me: "In closing: Keep on being a gigantic asshole. Yay free thought."
Aquila: "He looks like a 12 year old boy with Cancer."
Me: ":Wow. that's a bad haircut."
Aquila: "I think he got a little mad when I said that, tho."
Mysticmoon13 [1:17 AM]: so we need to work on this time-space continum thing and put cloning on hold.
dramaqueen1134 [1:18 AM]: script
dramaqueen1134 [1:18 AM]: entitled: why my friends are assholes
dramaqueen1134 [1:19 AM]: BRIGID: "rick?"
dramaqueen1134 [1:19 AM]: RICK:: "yeah?"
dramaqueen1134 [1:19 AM]: BRIGID: "the other night...i hope this wont affect anything. my friends are assholes."
dramaqueen1134 [1:19 AM]: RICK:: "its cool babe ::big geeky smile:: dont even worry about it"
dramaqueen1134 [1:19 AM]: BRIGID: "are you sure?"
dramaqueen1134 [1:19 AM]: RICK: "do you want the rest of that taco?"
dramaqueen1134 [1:20 AM]: seriously, thats how it will go.
Mysticmoon13 [1:20 AM]: LMMFAO
Jaime: If you want, I'll speak at the hearing.
Me: Um...thanx? I think....what does one say to that?
Jaime: "Thanx for being such a good friend that you will cal me a psycho in front of a room of strangers?"
Jaime: Why am I friends with her? Because we were friends before she went crazy. So now, I can't get rid of her, try as i might. So I come to you to make her not crazy. Or rather, to protect me cuz I swear she's out to kill us all in a homicidal rage...HELP ME!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!
Jaime: There is a fine line between crazy and psychopathic scitzophrenic homicidal maniac who should be locked up in the clink.
Me: Lynn will cross that line.
Jaime: Completely.
Aquila: Why do you make chocolate milk like that?
Katy: Cuz�that�s how you make it�
Me: How the hell do you make it??
Aquila: Wow. Must be a white thing.
Me: See, you and me, we have that psychic-ghettoness.
JimBob8764: what kind of jelly do you like?
scaryglowworm13: what?!
Rick: Um�there�s no jelly in my house.
Brig: So what are we eating for dinner?
Rick: Uhh�Burger King Dollar menu?
Brig: Right�cuz when I think picnic, I think fast food.
Rick: How do you take your Whopper Jr.?
Me: It�s like the great duck stakeout.
Me: Next time we�ll bring little packets of duck sauce and spread them around as a barrier.
Katy: Don�t make me have to use this on you!!
Rick: For the record, it doesn�t hurt when ducks bite you. AHH!
JimBob8764: Uselessness is my specialty
Me: Why are you laughing at me?
Rick: Cuz you come out of the house screaming about something, open the trunk, and start flailing about with a blanket.
Me: And this is funny because�?