Part 24
�UHHH!!! Titties!!!�~Alex
�You know what we are, don�t you? We�re Christmas lights. In the box we seem all set to go on the tree, but take us out of the box and we�re one big knot of bulbs that don�t work.� ~Me
�What we need is clones. We need three of Katy and 2 of me, and we can make another Aquila for good measure. Then everyone could have exactly what they want. And we could make an army of us, and take over the world! Though we would have to figure out a way to make the Katy�s not fall in love with themselves�" ~Rick
Me: Not to sound like a racist bitch, but don�t you feel incredibly black right now?
Aquila: 1. Everyone here is 16. 2. Everyone here is from Williamsville. 3. I�M BLACK.
Me: Wow, it feels weird without Rick here.
Aquila: I was just going to say that.
Me: Promise me that tomorrow it will feel weird without me there.
Aquila: I�ll run up and hug a tree and sob �BRIIIIIGIIID!!!!� ok?
Katy: Whore.
Me: Slut.
Katy: Bitch.
Me: Cunt.
Katy: Mother.
Me: Fucker.
Mysticmoon13 [2:34 AM]: Colored Christmas lights/white Christmas lights: ha. Christmas lights. umm...colored.
dramaqueen1134 [2:34 AM]: HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Mysticmoon13 [2:34 AM]: every color of the rainbow.....
dramaqueen1134 [2:34 AM]: Damn the box that confines us....
�Why us? Seriously, what the fuck?�~Duff
�I don�t know. What I do know is that there is a very good reason none of us died in that car crash. God didn�t want to hear us bitch him out the second we got up there.�~Me
�Well, my brother is a virgin.� ~Katy
�Yeah�right��~Rick
�My brother does not have sex!!! He only holds hands with his girlfriends, and then he walks them to their door...GOT IT?!" ~Katy
�So my boss is this complete trailer trash woman and she was going on about how she wants to dye the bottom 4 inches of her hair black and then the rest red with blonde chunks and I was like, lord no honey that�s just wrong and she�s like I think it would be cute so then I just shot her in the face and went to lunch��~Alex
�Do you want me to bring the chandelier down during the lab scene cuz I think it would be cool if there was suddenly a chandelier there, I was actually thinking it should be a floor lamp so I�ll lower it right to the ground�its� ok if it crashes, right? Why are you looking at me like that?�~Alex
"It takes a real man to wear fishnets."- Jess
"Okay guys, time to get naked." � Bill
Katy: "So, to clarify, you are in love with him."
Me: "Umm...yeah..."
Katy: "Ok, just had to make sure the word 'in' was there."
Me: "Damnit. I'm in love with him."
Me: Timing. Is. Everything.
Justin: God fucks with you.
Me: Go get dressed.
Jaime: Ok.
Me: And Call me when you get home.
Jaime: Ok.
Me: And have fun.
Jaime: Ok.
Me: And behave thy self.
Jaime: Er�um�
Me: Lie to me.
Jaime: Ok.
Jaime: Don�t worry, I won�t do anything you wouldn�t do.
Me: THAT�S SO NOT COMFORTING!!!!
Katy: I can make you feel better.
Me: How?
Katy: Justin Schaber is in Quantico right now. Probably getting yelled at by a drill sergant.
Me: My day is significantly brighter.
Vivie: I think that ou and Rick should live by the "Justin and Victoria rules of friendship."
Me: I'd rather not, thanks, if it's all the same to you...
Katy: So what are those rules, exactly? Fuck around, fight, fuck around, fight, spit in his face, make out, fight, join the marines?