Part 21
US020510MC: clowns are only human
US020510MC: and i can beat the fuck out of human beings
Mysticmoon13: u can step on toads.
Mysticmoon13: toads cant fight back.
Mysticmoon13: a clown could take your arm off.
PimpinEclipse21 [2:01 AM]: i want sex
PimpinEclipse21 [2:01 AM]: y the fuck am i tellin u that?
Mysticmoon13 [2:01 AM]: i dont know joseph. i was just wondering the same thing.
Me: "If Kevin comes hom on drugs or under arrest, I'll kill you, Nick."
Dan: "Dude! If Kevin DOSENT come home on drugs or arrested, or BOTH, I'LL kill you.
Kara: "I wonder what ti would have been like to be a stripper. Brig, lets become strippers!"
Nick: "Let's make a porno!"
Me: "No."
Nick: "Don't worry brig, u can be the management."
Dan: "Brigid, will you marry me?"
Me: "Sure."
Dan: "Awesome!" ::turns to nick:: "Nick! Will you play drums at mine and Brigid's wedding?"
Nick: "Uhhh...."
Dan: "Just you, not the rest of em."
Nick: "Ummm...ok?"
Dan: "I'm a good guy!! I just want a nice girl who dosent have time for a boyfriend cuz she's too worried about school who just happens to be a little ghetto."
Eric: "Dude. It's the law of the universe. Good girls, date the bad boys. Bad girls....date the bad boys.
::to eric::
Dan: "Brigid, Brigid...she is the smartest girl in the world! And not just cuz she went to college, or for that matter, school, longer than us, it's because she just KNOWS things!!!!! Brigid, I love you!!!"
Me: "Umm, I love you too Dan."
Dan: "No, I really love you, youre great."
Me: "Yeah."
Kara: "Brigid, let me in the fucking bathroom, the cops are here!!!"
Me: "If Kevin is joking with me again I swear to god..."
Kara: "Would i be trying to break down the fucking door if this were a fucking joke?!"
Dan: "Kara, get in the bathroom!"
Kara: "Brigid is in there."
Dan: "BRIGID!!! LET US IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!!!"
Kevin: "The fucking cop hit me in the head with the door."
Officer: "Party's over. No one leave this house."
::walks away, kevin closes door.::
Kevin: "Party on!!"
Dennis: "It sucks when your name only rhymes with "Tennis, Venice, and Menace."
Me: "It's worse when it only \ryhmes with "Frigid and Rigid."
Dennis: "Both of which you are..."
Me: "Greame, dear."
Greame: "Yes?"
Me: "What is on your head?"
Me: "I'm so mad at you."
Kevin: "Why are you mad at Dennis??"
Dennis: "Since when is she not mad at Dennis?!?!"
Me: "Jesus, Kevin, where ahve you been for the past 6 years??"
scaryglowworm13: not to sound like dave, or encourage any bob-like behavior, but would you PLEASE buy a sixpack, take the two condoms your dad gave you, and put them all to use?!
scaryglowworm13: SOMETIME b4 i die?
xDuffpuckx: lol
xDuffpuckx: its thoughts like those that ruin so many good things
Chatterbox52286 [11:18 PM]:� BRIGID KATHLEEN HANNON U ARE GROUNDED!
"Note to Brigid: Have boyfriends after play."~jimi
"I'm going to make matt kill everyone....hey, theres a water bottle cap stuck to my toe!!!"~Me
"WHAT?"~Matt
"8 kids!! Someone should tell her it's a vagina not a clown car!"~Tam
Me: I dont get it. You married into this. I was BRED from these people. Why am i so smart?
Mel: All the good genes were wasted on your father. Well...by the time they got to Tim they got good again. grandma bookended 'em
Me: They have like 18 cats. I think there is actually a cat residing in my sinus cavity. I will call him Fluffy.
KtMiRisH: go into the bumper sticker business now.