Part 2
"Christ on a cracker."~Me.
"Jesus tappdancing christ."~Nick
"Crispy Christ on a stick."~Jaime
"Crispy Christ on a cracker with Cheez Whiz."~Jessy
"I'm in the bathroom, Bernie...what do you think i'm doing? Tappdancing?"~Jaime
"Let's take the dog to the kennel, if you know what I mean."~Me
"Stop touching my phone, if you know what i mean."~Collaboration of Jaime and Jeff
"Dude, Nick. Pay attention...you just missed three sets of tits on two seperate occasions."~Jaime
"F**KIN-A!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!"~Nick
"I've got the bonk charm."~Nick
"It's all about the shackability potential."~Jaime
"I want to tap THAT shit!"~Jen
"You gave him ketchup, didn't you?? DIDN'T YOU?!?!"~Sahar
"Moo loves you, baby?"~Me
"ADULTERY!!!"~Jen
"What is this? Where is this conscience shit coming from? I never had that before. Between the angel and the devil on my shoulder, I always thought the angel was mute."~Me
"'Classically trained actor for the new millenium?' Please tell me that's a joke."~Christina
"Psst...I put french fries in her purse...shhhh..."~Irene
"No no no!!! Don't do it! Don't go to the inner circle! Come back, join the outer circle, with me and the rest of the world!!"~Irene
"YOU SMIRKED!!"~Katie A.
"Let me check in the back, we might have some--HOLY SHIT!!! MOTHAF**KA!!!"~Steven, breaking charachter during magi after opening the back door on opening night.(only one that needs an explanation.)
"Josh? JOSH?!?!"~Jen in the woods.
"Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop..."~Drunken Chelsea.
"How I love the smell of burnt oregano in the mornings..."~Sahar
"Mysterious driveway, undeniably lost, and the beastie boys...only with you"~Sahar
"Someday, all this insanity will make sense."~Me
"GREEN ONES!"~Margo
"Cheetah, argh, argh..."~Me, Chelsea, Jaime, Jen, Margo, Christina, Sarah
"Why should I buy your product if I'm just going to get off the phone and kill myself? Unless, of course, you can talk me out of it..."~Nick to telemarketers.
"Have some skittles, while we chase our squirrles and look for the shoes in pursuit of world peace. It's the american way!"~Jaime
"I'm over it."~Nick
"Hang on, I gotta find some pants."~Nick
"She's all gonads."~Nick
"My broccoli reminds me of Rob..."~Sahar.
"Bring condoms and pepper spray, those are the two basic goods a girl needs to survive when auditioning for a porno."~Katy
"No, I'll be there, because my friends are not going to be drinking with my mom. It happpened once...NEVER AGAIN!"~Nick
"Actually, I'm working at...well, don't laugh." It's a Catholic bookstore."~Becky
"Make a make a left."~Me, Nick, Sahar
"I will kill you all!!!!"~Jaime's mom
"Tell my momma I love her!"~Nick, when kidnapped.
"We're all gonna DIE!"~Me on The Cobra.
"TILT-A-WHIRL!!!!"~Me and Jaime