Stupid Things
Part 18
I have to go eat dinner.~Cat
It's 2:00.~Me
It's 8:00.~Cat
What??~Me
We're in diffrent countries, hun.~Cat
That we are..."~Me

"We should get the fab five for kevin.  They'd come and re-do your life...so long as you could put up with 5 gay guys all day."~Mom
"FIVE OF THEM?!?!"~Kev
dramaqueen1134 [6:14 PM]:  geez, and to think my parents were worried about YOU bullying ME into this...

LarmoEvilBean [1:19 AM]:  hes better on his bass than any of us r on our respective instruments
Mysticmoon13 [1:19 AM]:  nick must looooooooove that...
shortlilsqueeks [1:20 AM]:  lmao
shortlilsqueeks [1:20 AM]:  mr. i can't keep rythm to save my life

LarmoEvilBean [1:21 AM]:  scouts honor
LarmoEvilBean [1:21 AM]:  oh thats will

LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]:  lol
LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]:  mayo
LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]:  lol
LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]:  thats a good one

shortlilsqueeks [1:25 AM]: LarmoEvilBean<!-- (1:27:20 AM)-->: im not sure id be able to get it up at this point
LarmoEvilBean<!-- (1:27:21 AM)-->: lol
Mysticmoon13 [1:25 AM]:  WTF
Mysticmoon13 [1:25 AM]:  MOLLY WAS RIGHT?

Mysticmoon13 [1:27 AM]:  put you, nick, and a can of black paint in a bag and shake it up and you have duane?
LarmoEvilBean [1:28 AM]:  thats it!!!

LarmoEvilBean [1:29 AM]:  i think hes perfect for us
Mysticmoon13 [1:29 AM]:  hes the candle on the crazy cake.
"WHOA thats a big fucking santa!"~Dad

"Santa is suffocating!"~Mark

"Ummm...mom...I found the tray you've been missing."~Me
"I thought you lost it at BET."~Mom
"WEll it's not that far a jump from the theatre to Richard's counter, now is it?"~Me

"I barely have any gay friends anymore."~Art
"That's ok, I barely have any straight ones."~Me

"I'm allergic to cats and I need to go get my puffer."~Don
"There are no cats here."~Me

""Are you still working at Dyouville?"~Me
"No. ::Exagerrated pause:: You?"~Bob
"No."~Me
::Exagerrated pause::
"Well, keep in touch then."~Bob
"You too."~Me

::From across the kitchen::
"BOBBI!!!"~me
"BRIGID!!!"~Bobbi
"WHat the hell is going on.?!"~Don

"Put my shoelace down."~Me

"Is it bad when the introductions change from 'this is jim and maureens daughter' to 'these are brigid's parents'"~Me
"Yes."~Richard

"Oh my god, this cant be Brigid. that means...im old."~Eileen

"Holy hell, she's like a foot taller. i must be 100."~John

"He was Alyssa's ex boyfriend."~Me
"HE WAS EVERYBODY'S EX BOYFRIEND!!!"~Dad
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