| Stupid Things Part 18 |
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| I have to go eat dinner.~Cat It's 2:00.~Me It's 8:00.~Cat What??~Me We're in diffrent countries, hun.~Cat That we are..."~Me "We should get the fab five for kevin. They'd come and re-do your life...so long as you could put up with 5 gay guys all day."~Mom "FIVE OF THEM?!?!"~Kev dramaqueen1134 [6:14 PM]: geez, and to think my parents were worried about YOU bullying ME into this... LarmoEvilBean [1:19 AM]: hes better on his bass than any of us r on our respective instruments Mysticmoon13 [1:19 AM]: nick must looooooooove that... shortlilsqueeks [1:20 AM]: lmao shortlilsqueeks [1:20 AM]: mr. i can't keep rythm to save my life LarmoEvilBean [1:21 AM]: scouts honor LarmoEvilBean [1:21 AM]: oh thats will LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]: lol LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]: mayo LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]: lol LarmoEvilBean [1:24 AM]: thats a good one shortlilsqueeks [1:25 AM]: LarmoEvilBean<!-- (1:27:20 AM)-->: im not sure id be able to get it up at this point LarmoEvilBean<!-- (1:27:21 AM)-->: lol Mysticmoon13 [1:25 AM]: WTF Mysticmoon13 [1:25 AM]: MOLLY WAS RIGHT? Mysticmoon13 [1:27 AM]: put you, nick, and a can of black paint in a bag and shake it up and you have duane? LarmoEvilBean [1:28 AM]: thats it!!! LarmoEvilBean [1:29 AM]: i think hes perfect for us Mysticmoon13 [1:29 AM]: hes the candle on the crazy cake. "WHOA thats a big fucking santa!"~Dad "Santa is suffocating!"~Mark "Ummm...mom...I found the tray you've been missing."~Me "I thought you lost it at BET."~Mom "WEll it's not that far a jump from the theatre to Richard's counter, now is it?"~Me "I barely have any gay friends anymore."~Art "That's ok, I barely have any straight ones."~Me "I'm allergic to cats and I need to go get my puffer."~Don "There are no cats here."~Me ""Are you still working at Dyouville?"~Me "No. ::Exagerrated pause:: You?"~Bob "No."~Me ::Exagerrated pause:: "Well, keep in touch then."~Bob "You too."~Me ::From across the kitchen:: "BOBBI!!!"~me "BRIGID!!!"~Bobbi "WHat the hell is going on.?!"~Don "Put my shoelace down."~Me "Is it bad when the introductions change from 'this is jim and maureens daughter' to 'these are brigid's parents'"~Me "Yes."~Richard "Oh my god, this cant be Brigid. that means...im old."~Eileen "Holy hell, she's like a foot taller. i must be 100."~John "He was Alyssa's ex boyfriend."~Me "HE WAS EVERYBODY'S EX BOYFRIEND!!!"~Dad |
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