Part 17
Dan: If you take the red couch you have to take the red thing.
Me: You have to take the red couch.
Dan: DAMNIT! Damnit brigid, damn you and this couch!!!! (stabs it with screwdriver, ripping fabric.) DAMNIT!!!
Me: See what you do when you dont do what i say?
Kevin: Wehre's the cat?
Sharon: Fuck the cat.
Sharon: PIE!
Some girl: So, do you just know dan here?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Some girl: oh, um...who do you know??
Me: Everyone but the girls.
Some girl: Oh. who do you know best?
Me: dan, kevin, nick, dennis, graham, dj...
Some girl: Oh. Then I guess you dont want me to intorduce you to any of them.
Me: Not so much, no.
Dan: It dosent matter what time I go to sleep, cuz when Ms. H is staring down at me, I'm getting up wheter I like it or not.
Me: This house is hell.
"Have you SEEN the women i work with???" ~Mark
"So god looked down on me this morning and said let me screw with your life a little more."~Me
"What happened?"~Jaime
"Markus called."~Me
"Holy shit! I was totally expecting a dennis-scott situation of some sort."~Jaime
"I know. It's like 'what? hello, im up! good morning, what the fuck?!?!'"~Me
"You three must be on the trip from hell."~Kev
"Fashion Bug!"~Me and Kara
"Cupcakes? Where?"~Dan
"Holy crap."~Kevin
Dvlsh014 [1:52 PM]: i luv u but im not taking u home from a bar lol
chandra161 [12:36 AM]: LOL. I know! Well, I have to go to bed now because I have to get up tomorrow morning, go to church, and repent for my impure thoughts. Pffffft.
Mysticmoon13 [12:36 AM]: impure thoughts....if i had to repent for those id be in church for a year
Mysticmoon13 [12:36 AM]: or seven
Mysticmoon13 [12:36 AM]: teen
We have to play this song because we sang it every damn night."~Jaime
"Silence!"~Steve
"What, silence? You kno we're gonna be singing it at the top of our lungs!"~Me
"But all conversation must stop!!!"~Steve
"OH! Right, those are the rules..."~Me
CholesterolKid88 [12:53 AM]: who are you the friggin FBI
Mysticmoon13 [12:53 AM]: no, hunni im just the goddamned queen.
"Brigid says she's in hell."~Dan
"I know she is."~Dennis
"I found almond extract in my cuboard."~Kevin
"So?"~Me
"So...it's brought wholle new meaning to french toast for me."~Kevin
"GO GRUMPY!!!"~Mark